Field of Nettles: ECL 3 Wilson Mimir Extradimensionalist 1/ Taskmage2:

"EAT MY ASS!!"  Is what I would have said to that succubus if I had an ass..  The party inevitably attacked her, as I feared.  I tried to intervene but I was just a helpless little pawn, with a great smile, of course.  I didn't want my friends to hurt each other, so I did the only thing I could think of.  I polymorphic into an earth elemental and tried to restrain the closest friend and attempt to talk some sense into them.  Well, as it turned out, the succubus tried to attack me!  ME!!  Her love, her Wilson....  

  Fine, bitch, you wanna play that game?  I'm DTF!!  Down To Fight!  Noname, the fighter, successfully tripped her and I pummeled the demon shit out of that thing.  A pile of goo..  Serves you right!!  

  We take a moment to rest, and try to recover from injuries, mostly pride, during this time.  Guess who pulls guard duty?  Shocker!!   During the watch, a giant insectoid wasp thing tries to creep in.. Not today Zurg!!  Wilson pounces from the shadows!!  A couple of quick chomps later, this thing is a bloody mess of chitinous death!!   Easy money..   

  We manage to find a skiff that would have taken us from the FoN but there was no ferryman.  Strange..  Noname holds up a few platinum coins, nothing.. Melino casts warpwood on the skiff, and it sinks.  No surprise there.  So they are just standing there, waiting..  And waiting..  About 12 eternities pass and we are finally on the river with a guide.  We manage to turn in the plans to Captain Whatshisface and he rewards us with his end of the deal, as well as offers a new contract.  Can't wait to see how this one goes.