In-Character Game Journal
Se we ran into a pyramid spider thing. Nessa tried to eldritch blast it but a portal appeared and a guy walked out. He and the spider stared a grapple and kinda ignored us. We tried to get past them, but the spider decided to try to attack us. It hit me with some spit and grappled Lulu. I tried to use by brute gauntlet charges but ended up sneezing. We killed it finally. I think this child has been affecting the spell casting.
Praise the balance.
Again with the things popping up on the stairs. At least i got a few potions of cure light wounds. Also, who keeps inviting the dang multi-appendages?
These stairs seem endless. Why did it have to be stairs. Why stairs? I might look in shape but secretly im a fat kid, wheezing on these stairs. Plus, pretty sure Melino fell in love with a mushroom man.
Our new adventure is under way. We were asked to deal with a creature that has been destroying a really long staircase by a very powerful lady. After Lulu pantsed me, we were on our way. After a while, Lulu said she needed food, so Melino and Nessa went through one of the doors while Lulu and I stayed behind and kept the door open. After they returned with food and Lulu had her fill, we continued on. We encountered a huge spider/rat thing with a whole swarm of mini ones, but with one shout and a few eldritch blasts, they were dealt with. Praise the balance.
A jingle announces Shemeshka as she enters Ramander's tiny shop. Ramander only briefly takes notice of his visitor but immediately returns to his Tome of Portals. A few dozen loose leaves of notes litter his desk all around the open Tome as he carefully transfers notes from leaf to book.
"Any significant changes in your portal maps?" Shemeshka asks as she takes a guest seat. Ramander keeps what could arguably be the most up to date and accurate map of portals in Sigil. An impressive feat, Shemeshka thinks, that's why everyone calls him the Portal Master.
"For every new one we've found, we've also lost two more," he responds without looking up.
A strange sound comes from the back room. "Where's your brother? Is he back there?" Shemeshka wanders out loud.
Ramander doesn't take his eyes off his notes, one finger on a loose leaf, another finger in the Tome. "Yes I told him to remain there while I work on this."
Again the strange noise, like ripping drapes perhaps. "Well what in all the Nine Hells is he doing back there?"
"I haven't a clue," he responds, again not taking his eyes from his notes.
"What did you program that dead thing to do, Ramander?" she asks as she cranes her neck to look down the hall.
"Stay. Kneel. The usual. Why do you ask?" He finally pauses and looks up at Shemeshka just in time for the ripping noise again.
Shekeshka and Ramander both stand simultaneously as Shemeshka asks, "When's the last time you checked on him?" They both make their way down the narrow hallway to the back room.
As they enter the room, they see Ramander's undead brother laying motionless on the floor, and again the loud ripping noise. They both turn their gazes to the other side of the room, the source of the noise.
Ramander: "What the hell are you doing...!?"
Shemeshka: "No....no....NO!" At this she begins screaming in abject horror as she stumbles backing out of the room. As she loses sight of Ramander she can hear a scuffle break out. At this, Shemeshka panics as she turns and runs out the front door, tears swell up in her eyes making it hard to see, but she doesn't take notice, she just keeps running and screaming, and once in a while she looks back over her shoulder.
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So. Guess what happens when I arrange an exclusive, hands-on meeting with the girls and you repay me with a ticket to devil jail? Go ahead, guess, because I haven't decided yet, but it's probably gonna be deeply ironic. No, not smothering. Obviously. Whatever I do, it's not supposed to be fun for him. No, I won't kill him. Probably.
Anyways, we set free a big ugly animal from the devil zoo, or something like that. I wasn't really payin' attention.
I'm trying to contain my excitement as I write this. We saved the Maldure and we stayed alive. I really did not think we would be alive after this. I'm not sure what to do now. Maybe I'll start a flower business. I could ask Noname to be my husband??? I could use one. He talks a bit more tha Udrol but I can make it work. I'll ask Lakshmi later what he thinks. I wonder if Shameshka is back, I'd like to ask her about William.
Well, Noname abandoned us for freedom. He asked the maeldur to teleport us all to somewhere safe but it only sent him. Lulu asked the same and got sent to freedom but they took the orb with them. Thankfully with powerful wishing the maeldur is telepathic and was able to send me to the dungeon as well. Melano ended up staying behind and told us that the maeldur fell into the river styx and disappeared but at least hes free now. Turns out, there Was a way back to sigil through the dungeon and the candle stick store heffer just didnt tell us. Probably thought we’d die in the dungeon but ohwell. We’re back in sigil now figuring out our next move.
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