squaring the circle-Nessa

melino absolutely destroyed over half of our enemies when she cast an entangle spell. dont fuck wiht the fly olady cause she will destroy everything in her path and i fucking love it. sucks cause i was stuck on the ground laughing hysterically while i was dying. why is no one helping me lol i Was bleeding out but loli healed me a little bit which did help. melino healed me the rest of hte way. shes so amazing.

melino approcaches the dabus and does a slight bow to show respect but he didnt care as he was upsetti spaghetti about us damaging the area. we spoke to my contact and a few others about how to safely get across the planes without taking much damage. 

Squaring the circle: ECL 4 Noname Hunan Brute Holy warrior 4 Entry 6

The balance is good! A wondrous opportunity has befallen me. My companions and I will be bringing balance to the overpowered demons! We were approached by an elder with a vision of us battling a great demon that has the ability to open gates from anywhere to anywhere. This strength tips the scales in their favor and is a great offense to the balance. We must destroy it and return balance. After some searching, a few encounters, and a vicious entangle using razor vines thanks to Melino, we have finally determined were to start our journey. But we must prepare because Loli and Nessa informed us that our destination is quite hot. Like side of a volcano hot! I am confident we will be fine. The balance will provide!

Squaring the Circle: ECL 5 Melino Half-Elf Druid: Entry 6

.....in order to save a bunch of people we have to murder someone in cold blood.

I'm having problems with this but I accepted it anyway. Did the succubus mess me up that bad that I would even consider this? I know we need to get to our destination but...at what cost?

Nessa has an underground friend that agreed to give us jewels allowing our bodies to survive our next destination as long as we murdered a man who hadn't been paying a past debt. On the one hand - the man has earned his death for not following contract, but on the other hand - life is precious and should not be used as a threat to others of what might come.I don't know. Everyone else seems to be okay with it I suppose....I wonder if my old groups would be okay with this. I miss my friends.

DM Entry: THE PLANAR CANT (today's issue)

Briefs from today's issue of The Planar Cant, a local underground newsrag.

A large presence of Harmonium stand ready at a local wagon and barrel factory as protestors and business owners negotiate wages.

The Platinum Trumpets, a subset of archons of the Celestial Choir of Joy Militant and Triumphant in Mt Celestia, have issued public taunts against a band of tanar'ri following a failed invasion of Lunia the First Heaven.

The month-long mating season for the Bixiinae, a newly arrived group of anthropomorphic frogs from the Matetial Plane of Brednine, has begun. Be aware that its not illegal for them to be seen attached in public. If you feel uncomfortable being around them while they're mating, find somewhere else to go.

Investigation continues into the death of Sir Abelardo and his wife, after their charred remains were recently recovered from a house fire. So far no one has been named as a suspect.

The Temple of Hieroneous is celebrating their 10th year anniversary of their orphanage. Those wishing to congratulate the church are encouraged to do so in the form of Gold coins. We all know money is tight right now, but just a little bit goes a long way to feed these orphaned children.

This week in the Mazes.
The Lady has been busy this week sending troublemakers off to her mazes. If you know any of these people please inform their nearest kinsfolk.
Jeihmud Zenna
Nhahlam Bonnu
Degron Silentglade
Megrerk Mistdrifter
Ogin Glisk
Hem Revosk
Grumum Darkwillow
Lath Nightbrook
Niokuhvod Fahkikdihd
Hihvud Bathrehk
Tothirzik Staduvyenzye
Zonres Gimaga
On Taom
Lay Lie
Frodruscun Biscezu
Untol Resisqu

Jink in the Hand.
Local underground business trends.
Beggars guilds up 10%
Thieves guilds down 2%
Fences up 5%
Illicit drug sales up 25%
Smuggles and Illegal Imports down by 46%
Assassination fees down 4%

Be sure to visit Flurin's Floatin Head Shop, sponsor of the Planar Cant, and home of the only source in Sigil for Pandemonium Purple Pashun.

Squaring the Circle: ECL 2 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl2: entry 2

OMG GUYS, did you know that demon piss is alcoholic??? Like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeely alcoholic, me and my decrepit grey friend were "challenged" to drink this mystery drink so obviously i had to toss that bitch back yowza i was feeling something after. hurt real bad going down but man did the after feel so nicccceeeeee. then i went up to my FREE room and slept like a fierce and sexy widdle baby. gross unattractive grey friend didnt have it as good as i did ig. she slept 2 more whole ass days before waking up, which i was all about cuz it meant i could keep relaxing and getting fucked upppppppppp. yall should have seen me throwing it back like my mom would have been crying. after tho we had to ship back out and it got boring again:/  ill spare you the details i only like talking about the juicy bits so until next time:3

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Strange Bedfellows: ECL 4 Noname Hunan Brute Holy warrior 4 Entry 5

So get this, I ran into my training companion in Sigal. I still have to make a name for my self but she has! She told me a story about demons and angels. Of death, betrayal, and conflict. She asked me how I planned to make a name for myself, to which I respond with “The balance will provide.” She grin and started to hand me thinks. “What are you doing?” I asked. “The balance is providing!” She exclaimed. She told me to head to this bar and talk to this bug headed Druid called Melino. She told me that she is like a trouble magnet and I’ll make a name for myself in no time. We parted ways as she headed back to the compound to receive her name. I look forward to meeting Melino and subsequent adventures we will stumble upon.

Shrine Time

We were attacked by a bug creature and it's minions. The bug struck fear into us, but not enough to cripple our abilities to destroy it. why these creatures were here, we have no idea. the fly person(i'll never remember her name) and loli both gave birth to bug creatures after the ugly thing implanted its eggs in them. i got to blast one it was amazing.  Our quest took a turn when we escorted Father Irynimas to a mysterious shrine we had previously discovered. He immediately welled up with tears when he saw the shrine and kneeled to pray. After casting detect magic, we discovered that the shrine was in fact god-touched and holy. Loli also prayed at the shrine and was immediately healed. After seeing him become healed, i almost decided to finally pick a deity but still decided not to. After the shrine, we started to argue on where to go from here.

Strange Bedfellows: ECL 4 Melino Half-Elf Druid 4 Entry 5

Thank the Gods that awful little skull is gone. I'm not really sure where he got off to but now that he's gone, even the air itself feels cleaner. It feels like I suddenly lost all of my party members again...Noname left and replaced herself with her brother, also named Noname (how original for their clan), and Acacia just kind of...disappeared. I'm the last original member of our group. It feels a little sad....at least I still have my owl.
ANYWAY let me tell you about all these new people! We have not one but TWO new ladies with us. I think one is a warlock? She's really nice but kind of creepy. The other one is named Loli, she looked kind of like a dumb bitch but to be honest when have I ever had the best pick of the crop for my group? I'll take what I can get. Noname isn't as spicy as his sister was but I think we will get along just fine <3
We all ended up continuing where my other group left off and met this cute little old man in a bar. We are supposed to save something from someone and go somewhere for this little old man, based off of details alone I am SOLD on this adventure. Okay I gotta go, Noname is sniffing around and I don't want him to find my secret diary journal. Love you bye!

New Quest Who Dis?

Hey, Bitches

My name is Loli and gosh dang did i have a crazy week! I found these two freaks trolling around some big ring in the sky (which i don't even remember getting here). Of course the next thing we do is hit the tavern to get fucked up on whatever i can reach but some old loser showed up and killed my buzz. He was old old, like, whenever he shuffled about i saw dust coming off of every part of him at once! He came through with all this "Yall the chosen ones" bull shit and i was just vibin lookin out the window, we eventually got out of the pub and went looking for more info on this quest n shit but we got jumped on the way by some UUUUUUUgly bitches!!! One was kinda cute but then it made me a worm mommy and im not about that shit. they didnt put up much of a fight tbh, two wacks from my stick did em in real nice. we got to the shrine and i was all like" hey goddess help a bad bitch out" and she was all" chill fam i got you" had me feeling nice. long story short we talked to an angel and went to the WRONG FUCKING TOWN, so now we gotta go ALL THE WAY BACK, but whatevs i just gotta wipe off this black face and we are all good! anyways i gtg see yall later 

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