Squaring the Circle

Squaring the Circle

Thursday, January 30, 2020

Field of Nettles: ECL 3 Wilson Mimir Extradimensionalist 1/ Taskmage2:

"EAT MY ASS!!"  Is what I would have said to that succubus if I had an ass..  The party inevitably attacked her, as I feared.  I tried to intervene but I was just a helpless little pawn, with a great smile, of course.  I didn't want my friends to hurt each other, so I did the only thing I could think of.  I polymorphic into an earth elemental and tried to restrain the closest friend and attempt to talk some sense into them.  Well, as it turned out, the succubus tried to attack me!  ME!!  Her love, her Wilson....  
  Fine, bitch, you wanna play that game?  I'm DTF!!  Down To Fight!  Noname, the fighter, successfully tripped her and I pummeled the demon shit out of that thing.  A pile of goo..  Serves you right!!  

  We take a moment to rest, and try to recover from injuries, mostly pride, during this time.  Guess who pulls guard duty?  Shocker!!   During the watch, a giant insectoid wasp thing tries to creep in.. Not today Zurg!!  Wilson pounces from the shadows!!  A couple of quick chomps later, this thing is a bloody mess of chitinous death!!   Easy money..   

  We manage to find a skiff that would have taken us from the FoN but there was no ferryman.  Strange..  Noname holds up a few platinum coins, nothing.. Melino casts warpwood on the skiff, and it sinks.  No surprise there.  So they are just standing there, waiting..  And waiting..  About 12 eternities pass and we are finally on the river with a guide.  We manage to turn in the plans to Captain Whatshisface and he rewards us with his end of the deal, as well as offers a new contract.  Can't wait to see how this one goes.  

Saturday, January 25, 2020

Field of Nedles: ECL 2 Noname lesser magma genesis shield maiden fighter 2: Entry 3

We almost had her! That Succubus messed up when she tried to turn Melino against the party. I hated hurting Melino but she had to be restrained. Then, to try and possess me and our new party member, was an unforgettable offense. That morning Wilson came up with a good plan to deal with her. We looted Melino and woke her up. Once the succubus saw that we planned to leave her defenseless, she agreed to leave Melino. That’s when Wilson attacked. But something went wrong. As we dragged Melino out of the building, Wilson made his first attack. When I went back, they we CUDDLING! I shouted at him, but he said it was just a misunderstanding. She agreed to not possess anyone in exchange for protection.
We finally made it to our destination and encountered a small squad of enemies. After dispensing with them, we searched the room for the plans. I ended up falling for a few traps but we found the plans. Now it’s time to address our succubus problem.

Field of Nettles: ECL 3 Melino Half Elf Druid: Entry 2

So not only have I lost my internal new friend, the succubus, but she also gave me male genitalia for a short period of time. While I feel slightly violated, I'm more excited about our new recruit! I think the demons had her set up as a rape station for those who were needing it. She seemed.....a little messed up but that make her the perfect addition to our group.
I'm also a bit pissed that Uldrol's belt skull is all lovey-dovey now with MY succubus. But whatever. I'm more interested in my new friend now...her name sounds like a tree, real forest-y. Spicy nips doesn't seem to be into me anymore. I am sad. Sad druid.

Monday, January 13, 2020

We started the day off with a fairly good momentum.  The alleged "druid" still had this demon possessing her, which was comical sometimes, but mostly just inconvenient and annoying.  I am starting to think that interacting with this succubus was a bad idea.  Ugh..  Guard duty again.  Sometimes I wish I had to sleep so I didn't always have to watch their backs.  Simpleton meat-bags and their inferior thought processes..

  We were able to convince the succubus to leave the druid by trickery.  We immobilized the druid and therefore was able to successfully convince the succubus to leave.  It was either leave her willingly now, or they both get left behind.  A sacrifice I was more than willing to make.

In the incident that followed I realized something though.  This succubus is just misunderstood, she only wants to help us achieve our goal and in return we are able to help her leave this wretched place.  We were finally able to retrieve the battle plans and we are now trying to determine the process to use this key to get back to Sigil..  I sure hope that it is a safer journey out of this place.