Squaring the Circle

Squaring the Circle

Saturday, January 25, 2020

Field of Nedles: ECL 2 Noname lesser magma genesis shield maiden fighter 2: Entry 3

We almost had her! That Succubus messed up when she tried to turn Melino against the party. I hated hurting Melino but she had to be restrained. Then, to try and possess me and our new party member, was an unforgettable offense. That morning Wilson came up with a good plan to deal with her. We looted Melino and woke her up. Once the succubus saw that we planned to leave her defenseless, she agreed to leave Melino. That’s when Wilson attacked. But something went wrong. As we dragged Melino out of the building, Wilson made his first attack. When I went back, they we CUDDLING! I shouted at him, but he said it was just a misunderstanding. She agreed to not possess anyone in exchange for protection.
We finally made it to our destination and encountered a small squad of enemies. After dispensing with them, we searched the room for the plans. I ended up falling for a few traps but we found the plans. Now it’s time to address our succubus problem.

Field of Nettles: ECL 3 Melino Half Elf Druid: Entry 2

So not only have I lost my internal new friend, the succubus, but she also gave me male genitalia for a short period of time. While I feel slightly violated, I'm more excited about our new recruit! I think the demons had her set up as a rape station for those who were needing it. She seemed.....a little messed up but that make her the perfect addition to our group.
I'm also a bit pissed that Uldrol's belt skull is all lovey-dovey now with MY succubus. But whatever. I'm more interested in my new friend now...her name sounds like a tree, real forest-y. Spicy nips doesn't seem to be into me anymore. I am sad. Sad druid.

Monday, January 13, 2020

We started the day off with a fairly good momentum.  The alleged "druid" still had this demon possessing her, which was comical sometimes, but mostly just inconvenient and annoying.  I am starting to think that interacting with this succubus was a bad idea.  Ugh..  Guard duty again.  Sometimes I wish I had to sleep so I didn't always have to watch their backs.  Simpleton meat-bags and their inferior thought processes..

  We were able to convince the succubus to leave the druid by trickery.  We immobilized the druid and therefore was able to successfully convince the succubus to leave.  It was either leave her willingly now, or they both get left behind.  A sacrifice I was more than willing to make.

In the incident that followed I realized something though.  This succubus is just misunderstood, she only wants to help us achieve our goal and in return we are able to help her leave this wretched place.  We were finally able to retrieve the battle plans and we are now trying to determine the process to use this key to get back to Sigil..  I sure hope that it is a safer journey out of this place.

Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Aryathan Jiil: Gentleman’s Agreement

This gentleman's agreement was created many years ago, and I plan to revise and modernize it soon. But I'm posting it here and will add it to the featured articles in the left hand column for easy reference.

Player's must verbally agree to this agreement in order to be part of the game.

1. When playing you agree not to play Pun-Pun, to engage in infinite loops, and other things that completely takes all risk away from your character. There is no exact or complete list of things that for the sake of a coherent game should be avoided. That is not to say that your characters should not be powerful, they need to be and should be very powerful, but they and their actions should not become utterly game-breaking such as to remove the aspect of challenge in a game.

2. You agree to fully document your character's statistics, abilities, loot, etc. according to the game rules and the campaign rules completely and honestly at all times. You agree to have a fully updated
character sheet before play and not just "Wing It."

3. You agree to act in good faith towards others in the game and create a environment which supports having fun. You agree to act courteously and respectfully towards one another.

4. You agree to self-moderate your character builds and actions. D&D is an unbalanced game, plain and simple. Anyone who disagrees with this statement hasn't read enough optimization forums or played
enough.

5. The DM cannot audit every character sheet. You have to create and maintain your characters, possessions, etc. according to the rules and you are expected to be honest. You need to choose all of your characters stuff before creation and update as they level accordingly. This should go without saying. No "Oh, well I could choose to learn Orc right now since it'd help with the adventure." Similarly, not every DM is as familiar with psionic tricks, Tome of Battle combos, or whathaveyou tactics from the
plethora of available books as you are. It must be expected and understood that you both fully know and fully follow the rules of the mechanics that your character(s) utilizes.

6. We're all playing D&D because we all want to have fun. The fun of the group comes before the fun of the individual. There is no place for jerks here, we need to all act courteously toward one another
because of the innate respect each human being is due and secondly courtesy and respect toward each other are pre-requisites for group fun.

7. We have to have some guidelines and decisions to guide the easy transition from adventure to adventure. Some freedom in choice must be delegated away so that arguments are avoided and consistent standards are in place.

Monday, November 25, 2019

Field of Nedles: ECL 2 Noname lesser magma genesis shield maiden fighter 2: Entry 2

I was useless. I couldn’t do anything against those swarming abominations. All I could do was offer a quick death to our companions. If it has not been for their sacrifices and poison gasses, we would not have made it out alive. Not sure if we are out of danger though. Ever since Melino accepted that succubus, she hasn’t been herself. She seems to be battling internally against that demon, and I can’t tell who is winning. Wilson is very weary of her. He asked for that lesser gem I found a while back and affixed it to his teeth. He said it would help us hurt the demons and entities that reside in this realm. He has said that the succubus could give us huge advantages, like wings for Melino, but they are inherently evil.

Saturday, November 23, 2019

Field of Nettles: ECL 1 Panix llao human fighter 1: Entry 1

Recently after my mission was overcome, I went into hiding with another fighter from my group, and then strangely we encountered a woman with a talking skull. After determining she was friendly, the skull was intelligent, and they were in need of assistance, we decided to join them. The pair seems a little erratic, but are commissioned by the same person my group was to complete the same mission. My upbringing compels me to want to complete what I started. I'm not wanting to stay in this wasteland any longer either, so I'm eager to join them, and hopefully we can establish a good repertoire. With my skills coupled with that of my remaining party member, I know we'd be a strong asset to their team. We both want to complete this mission. No sense in going at it alone with two halves of a party separately. I was raised that the more numbers on your side the better. 

Field of Nettles - ECL 2 Melino Half Elf Druid: 1

So the love of my life died yesterday...I didn’t even get a chance to trick him into marriage. Sad. I grabbed some of his meat to consume later, so I guess he will be with me for a little while longer. I got stuck with his stupid skull friend who keeps threatening to fly off without me. Good thing I’m carrying all his stuff.
We came across one of the old groups that got sent out on this quest, which has me just a little worried. But if we die we die.
That one girl noname got a fat ass. I’m gonna tap that spicy lady in remembrance of Udrol.

Field of Nedles: ECL 1 Noname lesser magma genesis shield maiden fighter 1: Entry 1

First time meeting this strange duo of a companionless Druid and floating skull with a belt buckle clip. We reached a large clearing with a tall tower in the middle. Saw a glimpse of a succubus and the skill floated a beeline to that ass.

Monday, November 11, 2019

The Marilith General, Alamanda (Lore)

The lore held within the mimir about the demon general, Alamanda, a marilith tanar'ri:

General Taramanda beheld her twin sister die in the fall of Malevolus. Taramanda now remains cloistered in her fortress, Gallowshill, on the 13th layer of the Abyss. So great was the loss of the demon general Alamanda to the hordes of tanar'ri involved in the Blood War, that many other marilith generals took up her banner in a show of defiance against her slayers. The banner of Alamanda at first became a sort of rogue gang of military tanar'ri generals and their underlings, skirmishing for their own causes against those who brought down Alamanda. Now however, they operate as a sort of mercenary organization numbering in the hundreds of thousands of demons, having served a myriad of demon lords--sometimes to further the cause of the Blood War against the baatezu, but often functioning as elite military for special operations.

The marilith atop this particular mound of dead fiends bears a tattoo-name on her should: Asaz-Aszix--a virtually unknown marilith, possibly taking on the banner of Alamanda in a bid to strengthen her own reputation among the tanar'ri.

[[Players that comment on this blog post before the next game session may dice-off for a special item discovered among the remains of Asaz-Aszix.]]

Friday, April 26, 2019

Aryathan Jiil Fan Content: Now Available for Free to Everyone.

Free Stuff

I am making a lot of my personal Fan Content for Dungeon & Dragons 3.5 freely available for everyone to download. Just follow this link to my google drive HERE. I have been making this material for the last 15 years and I'm still adding and modifying and creating more things for my personal D&D games. And now for the first time, I'm making most of it available to everyone for free.

[Every book in this google drive link] is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.


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NEW BOOK: Quasichronicon

Along with the free stuff announcement is an announcement for my latest book, the Quasichronicon. This book is a compiled history of the D&D timeline designed with time-traveling chronomancers in mind, such as the Chronomancer class, the Timemaster class, and the new Extradimentionalist class, as well as some updated temporal creatures and the all new Chronolich. This book should help DMs and player's alike to role-play in various periods of D&D's history, including far, far back in primordial times, and all the way into the far flung future, and anywhen in between. A DM who wants to thrust their players in a temporal adventure may allow them to discover one of the mythical Chronojammer vessels that allows rapid travel through time and space simultaneously.


My Free Google Drive Content

Most of the books that I write are Campaign Neutral, meaning you can use them (or parts of them) in just about any campaign setting. Mixed in with some of my own new material, there are a lot of compilations, indexes, calculators, and worksheets of D&D 3.5 stuff to help make your Dungeon & Dragons game easier to play.

Books and spreadsheets available for free download include the following list (and more will be added over time).
Affiliations (18 pages)
Aryathan Jiil - Campaign Setting (123 pages)
Awakenings (12 pages)
Body Slots (1 page)
Business Sheet (1 page)
Classes and Prestige Classes (630 pages)
Codex of Armor (91 pages)
Codex of Class Options (113 pages)
Codex of Clothing (22 pages)
Codex of Invocations (19 pages)
Codex of Materials (32 pages)
Codex of Merchandise (in progress, currently unavailable)
Codex of Musical Instruments (13 pages)
Codex of Vestiges (87 pages)
Codex of Weapons (97 pages)
Domain Compendium (33 pages)
Feat Compendium (703 pages)
Flaw Compendium (11 pages)
Flaws and Feats (10 pages)
Gentleman's Agreement (1 page)
Improvised Traps (4 pages)
Index of Golems (5 pages)
Index of Soulmelds (3 pages)
Injuries from Falling (2 pages)
Libram of Magic I (80 pages)
Libram of Magic II (74 pages)
Libram of Magic III (84 pages)
Libram of Magic IV (69 pages)
Lich Lords and Death Pacts (9 pages)
Magic Item Creation (3 pages)
Magnus Arcana (934 pages)
Mind Switch Table (3 pages)
Modrons as Living Constructs (12 pages)
Plasmonomicon: The Book of Oozes (208 pages)
Polymorph Table (1 page)
Quasichronicon (73 pages) NEW
Race Templates (45 pages)
Races of Player Characters (25 pages)
Shatter and Baleful Utterance Notes (3 pages)
Shuriken Notes (2 pages)
Soulmelds and Spell Resistance (2 pages)
Summon Monster Compendium (160 pages)
Tauric Creature Notes (14 pages)
Tome of Monsters I (121 pages)
Tome of Monsters II (45 pages)
Tome of Monsters III (72 pages)
Tome of Monsters IV: Ravenloft (18 pages)
Tome of Monsters V: Diablo II (57 pages)
Tome of Monsters VI: Zendikar (in progress, currently unavailable)
Wild Shape Table (1 page)
Zero-Level Characters (8 pages)
Index of Affiliations.xlsx
Index of Classes and Prestige Classes.xlsx
Index of Magic Items.xlsx
Index of Martial Maneuvers.xlsx
Index of Races.xlsx
Index of Templates.xlsx
Index of Wildshaping.xlsx
Level Adjustment Calculator.xlsx
Lords of the Nine worksheet.xlsx
Mechanical Alignment.xlsx
Trap Calculator.xlsx