Squaring the Circle

Squaring the Circle

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Improv: ECL 1 Zhangri'if Duskwood Lesser Aasimar Cleric 1: Entry 1


This is not what I expected.

I should’ve known better than to take directions from a pixie.  He seemed like such an affable little fellow.  Everything went a little strange after taking that shortcut through that clearing north of Relkath’s Foot.  Normally crossing through a menhir circle doesn’t affect me much, but the wretched feeling of vertigo and nausea caused me to leave the area quickly after I regained my senses.  The Yuirwood seemed like a different place after that, although it has been a year or two since I’ve been to its northern reaches.
It was past midnight by the time I arrived in Velprintalar.  The city is completely different than I remember as a child – smaller and…just different.  It’s funny how time and perspective can play tricks on you. Knowing I wouldn’t find passage on a reputable ship at that hour I decided to find an Inn for a meal and a brief rest before striking out for the docks in the morning.
The Inn was rather sparsely populated for it’s size, but I wasn’t there for merriment so that was fine by me.  The serving wench was attentive and very friendly…a little too friendly as it turned out, but really, how was I to know that she was the sheriff’s daughter?  What are the odds, right?  And what is the Sheriff doing stopping by an Inn so late…to see his daughter…with a bunch of armed deputies?  Poor luck.  Not a good omen so early in my journey.
Apparently, the rule of law in Velprintalar is whatever the Sheriff says it is.  For a public figure he has a wretched temperament and is dirty and course, even by human standards.  It’s a wonder such a lovely young girl sprung from his loins…then again perhaps she didn’t – ha!  What a delicious irony that would be.
It is the first time I had been accused of anything sordid really, and certainly the first time I’ve been in jail.  My cellmates are quite a diverse lot…no one seems particularly friendly, but I suppose if they were thrown in here in the same ill conceived manner in which I was that’s not terribly surprising.  At least I managed to retain my journal when the guards removed my possessions.
There seems to be some sort of commotion outside…I wonder what’s going on?

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