I don't know if it's going to be an exorcism or a "Bloodletting Ceremony". All I know is I'm not gonna die in the holy waters of baptism. I'm not gonna risk being controlled by a force outside my beautiful perfect self. If I melt in the purification process I will never be able to use my sexy dagger to stab stuff. Thanks to the new member of our party, I don't exactly want to stab stuff and things all the time, but I love the shiny blade nevertheless. It's time for atonement. I'm not worried about confessing anything that would damn my soul or put me in jail. Most of my memory involves being a rape victim or nightmares of being pregnant with something evil. I'm basically the best person ever, it's not my fault I'm so sexy everyone wants to kill me. It's probably cuz I'm extremely tall for my height. Ok, I'm ready to confess....
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