RTEL: ECL 5, Vorkesh, Water Orc, Pugulist 5: JE #2

I tricked the stupid green lizard!!! See I’m not that dumb, just hungry!! I Ran around the corner while the stupid lizard was wildly swinging at the other little people with me. I thought I sneak up on him, but when I came around the corner that’s when all the crazy stuff happened!!!

This other person just showed up, but then she started touching people strangely… made feel tingly.  Then as I was coming around the corner there was a stupid monkey in front of me with four arm. It stated hitting me then it tried to pull my arm off! So I punched it in the face.  Oh, I smelled some food nearby!!!

Then next thing I know there was plants all over the place that caged everyone up except me. So I kept punching the stupid monkey, but the plants scratched me. It was all very quick because then the monkey was sprayed by the stupid lizard!!! Severs him right for hitting me! Thankfully, I was too far away for the spit from the lizard to touch me. Well then that was that, ran straight at the lizard to surprise him. Right before I could get to it, the other light-skinned small guy did something with his butter knife and stabbed him and it fell over.  Everyone stated looking for the treasure , but there was not food to be found.

Then I found it! I found the food! I ate all the food that Lady M had. If only she would have shared I would have protected her.

So then, we all rested there in the stupid lizard hole.

When everyone got up, we started going down a tunnel some more and it darted off to the left. There was some mucky water that was as smooth as glass.  Me being fearless kept walking forward until the butter knife guy had a stick thrown at him. It came from out in the water… so I went after it. It was so dark in there I could hardly see. Then I get stabbed in the side and I grab the stupid frog with the pointy stick.

Somehow a big fat thing with big teeth showed up and started to bite at it. We both got stuck to the stupid frog. I got tired of it and decided since I’m bigger to drag it out of the water. I want to try some frog legs for dinner!

So while dealing the stupid sticky frog, the butter knife guy and touchy lady got into trouble of their own. They ended up bumping into a stupid giant spitting featherless chicken. We took care of all the mess easily. So we continued forward.

I seen a mushroom! I wanted to eat it! But when I got close to it, it tried to hit me. So I bashed it on the head. Once I bashed it on the head, another one sprouted from it and made a really loud noise. I bashed that one too.

After that was kinda fuzzy… I remember a big beetle with red eyes. Next thing I know I wake up to the hired help that was being touchy with the heally guy. They were begging me to stop hitting them, but I don’t remember. I must have been in a rage from having not eaten… maybe next time they will make a sandwich!