DM Entry: THE PLANAR CANT (today's issue)

Briefs from today's issue of The Planar Cant, a local underground newsrag.

A large presence of Harmonium stand ready at a local wagon and barrel factory as protestors and business owners negotiate wages.

The Platinum Trumpets, a subset of archons of the Celestial Choir of Joy Militant and Triumphant in Mt Celestia, have issued public taunts against a band of tanar'ri following a failed invasion of Lunia the First Heaven.

The month-long mating season for the Bixiinae, a newly arrived group of anthropomorphic frogs from the Matetial Plane of Brednine, has begun. Be aware that its not illegal for them to be seen attached in public. If you feel uncomfortable being around them while they're mating, find somewhere else to go.

Investigation continues into the death of Sir Abelardo and his wife, after their charred remains were recently recovered from a house fire. So far no one has been named as a suspect.

The Temple of Hieroneous is celebrating their 10th year anniversary of their orphanage. Those wishing to congratulate the church are encouraged to do so in the form of Gold coins. We all know money is tight right now, but just a little bit goes a long way to feed these orphaned children.

This week in the Mazes.
The Lady has been busy this week sending troublemakers off to her mazes. If you know any of these people please inform their nearest kinsfolk.
Jeihmud Zenna
Nhahlam Bonnu
Degron Silentglade
Megrerk Mistdrifter
Ogin Glisk
Hem Revosk
Grumum Darkwillow
Lath Nightbrook
Niokuhvod Fahkikdihd
Hihvud Bathrehk
Tothirzik Staduvyenzye
Zonres Gimaga
On Taom
Lay Lie
Frodruscun Biscezu
Untol Resisqu

Jink in the Hand.
Local underground business trends.
Beggars guilds up 10%
Thieves guilds down 2%
Fences up 5%
Illicit drug sales up 25%
Smuggles and Illegal Imports down by 46%
Assassination fees down 4%

Be sure to visit Flurin's Floatin Head Shop, sponsor of the Planar Cant, and home of the only source in Sigil for Pandemonium Purple Pashun.