New Quest Who Dis?

Hey, Bitches

My name is Loli and gosh dang did i have a crazy week! I found these two freaks trolling around some big ring in the sky (which i don't even remember getting here). Of course the next thing we do is hit the tavern to get fucked up on whatever i can reach but some old loser showed up and killed my buzz. He was old old, like, whenever he shuffled about i saw dust coming off of every part of him at once! He came through with all this "Yall the chosen ones" bull shit and i was just vibin lookin out the window, we eventually got out of the pub and went looking for more info on this quest n shit but we got jumped on the way by some UUUUUUUgly bitches!!! One was kinda cute but then it made me a worm mommy and im not about that shit. they didnt put up much of a fight tbh, two wacks from my stick did em in real nice. we got to the shrine and i was all like" hey goddess help a bad bitch out" and she was all" chill fam i got you" had me feeling nice. long story short we talked to an angel and went to the WRONG FUCKING TOWN, so now we gotta go ALL THE WAY BACK, but whatevs i just gotta wipe off this black face and we are all good! anyways i gtg see yall later 

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