Squaring the Circle

Squaring the Circle
Showing posts with label Crusader. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Crusader. Show all posts

Sunday, August 2, 2020

Squaring the Circle: ECL 4 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl 4: entry 8

Since the grey bitch has left us I must be honest I have been feeling empty with no one to pick on...
so we got a new ugly freak!!!! hes like a gross goblin but... long? hes tall and ugly but unlike grey bitch he has a redeeming quality, he PLAYS MUSIC!!! real Orpheus shit its pretty sick. I dont know how good he will be when we fight but I dont care, Ill carry his ugly ass as long as I can hear some sweet tunes



                                                                            yours musically
                                                                                                 loli

Saturday, July 18, 2020

Squaring the Circle: ECL 4 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl 4: entry 7

oh my fucking god i absolutely hate these stupid smooth face dumb asses. the fight felt like it took six fucking hours and my eyes were blurry the whole ass time!!!!! honestly Im so exausted i can barely write so im gonna take a nap. later babies :)



                                                                                        With much love
                                                                                                                   Loli :3

Sunday, July 12, 2020

Squaring the Circle: ECL 4 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl 4: entry 6

The theme of the week my babies, is DECEPTION!!! I thought I was leaving that poor little raped orphan boy in ok hands but it appears i was DECEIVED!!! its no beggars guild its a fucking thieves guild and they almost got all our shit while i was BRINGING A GIFT TO THE CHILD!!! i could care less about the stealing but stealing from ME??????? ?????????   ????????????? Really?????????????  THANK GODs i changed out of my new fit. my new Luxurious fit, the drip is immeasurable and i cant wait to show it off on my only fans :) thats all for know i am going to see a large crab man about a cock appointment ill talk to yall later ;)))) 
                                                                                                                loli <3

Sunday, June 28, 2020

Squaring the Circle: ECL 3 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl 3: entry 5

Babies a Bad Bitch is down!! I was mopping up the game, like I do and there was just one guy left but I couldn't see his ass an there was a huge crab and I got absolutely FUCKED!! The Bitch actually severed my spinal cord and knocked me out, I could not move or anything. I'm glad they pulled me out n shit but honestly? I have never slept better in my life. being completely paralyzed makes it so easy to just float into nothingness and let your mind wonder in the dreams, I had this one dream where I got to wrestle all my stuffies and those guy are pussies now, I remember them pinning me way easier in the night when I was a kid. Anyways check the twitter: https://twitter.com/Coin_Slot_Cutie like normal and thank you to the nurse typing this since I cant move or none.   




Sincerely 
The Lovable Miss Loomfinski
&
    The Incredible Nurse Squanda :)

Sunday, June 21, 2020

Squaring the Circle: ECL 3 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl3: entry 4

my babies i gotta be honest ive been fucked up for like two weeks i cant remember where i was this morning much less two weeks ago just go look at twitter or something  https://twitter.com/Coin_Slot_Cutie
                                
                                                                                                            fuck off for now 

Sunday, June 7, 2020

Squaring the Circle: ECL 2 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl2: entry 3

Guys shit HAPPENED 
    this one guy told us to go kill this other guy and at first i thought he was just some rotting priest dumbass but he was actually a fUckING pEdO. but yall should have seen me saucing this guy while my team bumbled down a fucking ladder the whole time, then after they finally got down made me not kill him but jokes on them he died anyways from being stupid and old and gay. THEN MY FUCKING TEAM GOT MAD AT ME FOR SAVING THE CHILD HE WAS ABT TO RAPE!!!! like guys where are your PRIORITIES!!!1!  but dw i found him a nice place at the beggers guild and i will check back on him next time im in town. guys my next blog post will hopefully be the bikini episode i cant waittttt! and if you can either i have been live tweeting on my twitter so come check that shit out https://twitter.com/Coin_Slot_Cutie 
                                                                            leta bitch

Sunday, May 31, 2020

Squaring the Circle: ECL 2 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl2: entry 2

OMG GUYS, did you know that demon piss is alcoholic??? Like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeely alcoholic, me and my decrepit grey friend were "challenged" to drink this mystery drink so obviously i had to toss that bitch back yowza i was feeling something after. hurt real bad going down but man did the after feel so nicccceeeeee. then i went up to my FREE room and slept like a fierce and sexy widdle baby. gross unattractive grey friend didnt have it as good as i did ig. she slept 2 more whole ass days before waking up, which i was all about cuz it meant i could keep relaxing and getting fucked upppppppppp. yall should have seen me throwing it back like my mom would have been crying. after tho we had to ship back out and it got boring again:/  ill spare you the details i only like talking about the juicy bits so until next time:3


                                                                                            Leta bitch

Sunday, May 24, 2020

New Quest Who Dis?

Hey, Bitches
My name is Loli and gosh dang did i have a crazy week! I found these two freaks trolling around some big ring in the sky (which i don't even remember getting here). Of course the next thing we do is hit the tavern to get fucked up on whatever i can reach but some old loser showed up and killed my buzz. He was old old, like, whenever he shuffled about i saw dust coming off of every part of him at once! He came through with all this "Yall the chosen ones" bull shit and i was just vibin lookin out the window, we eventually got out of the pub and went looking for more info on this quest n shit but we got jumped on the way by some UUUUUUUgly bitches!!! One was kinda cute but then it made me a worm mommy and im not about that shit. they didnt put up much of a fight tbh, two wacks from my stick did em in real nice. we got to the shrine and i was all like" hey goddess help a bad bitch out" and she was all" chill fam i got you" had me feeling nice. long story short we talked to an angel and went to the WRONG FUCKING TOWN, so now we gotta go ALL THE WAY BACK, but whatevs i just gotta wipe off this black face and we are all good! anyways i gtg see yall later 

                                                                                                                                        Byee :3

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Shackled City: ECL 4 Qabbiqah water orc crusader 4: Entry 3

Why doesn't anyone seem to notice?

He was beginning to doubt it had happened himself, but he only had to look to his left and there was Ruce's head on their shoulders.

Surprisingly, sharing a body wasn't all that bad.  It might have made him feel a bit like a stranger in his own skin, if the priests that adopted him hadn't done a pretty good job at that already.

And it brought with it a strange clarity.  The world was thrown into stark relief, and his mission needed to be amended.  Had he brought Justice to those children?  He'd delivered Terem straight into the maw of a beholder.  Sure, he was safe, but the monster could clearly come back for him at any time.  Nevermind he was still an orphan, and having been one himself, Qabbiqah knew that was no Justice.  That was what had driven him to his mission in the first place.

Did Justice even exist?  Standing here in a tunnel piled high with goblin corpses and smeared with their excrement, he was beginning to think not.

Hmm.

It was definitely strange, though.  As an orc, he was accustomed to people looking at him as if he had two heads.  Now that he actually had two heads, no one seemed to notice.

Osiris was awake now.  By the look on his face, at least the elf seemed to acknowledge the curse.  Or did he?  No, that was the same sneering look the elf was always giving him.  Wait, what?  Why doesn't Osiris like him?  Why doesn't he like Osiris?

Hmmmm.

He/they was/were still holding the cursed ax that had melded them in the first place.  He/they couldn't put it down, and actually, at the moment, he/they didn't want to.  Instead, he/they contemplated the blade slicing through an elven neck.

He shook it off.  Just because you look like a monster is no reason to act uncivilized.