So I just got to Cauldron, right? Nothin much happenin so far. I get the feeling this place don't see too many tourists, seein as all they got to brag about's the big lake in the middle. Wow, a lake. Real exciting, fellas. Sure it's in a volcano, but let me know when the lava's scheduled to come around, alright?
Anyway, they got an arena at least. I went to see a few bouts. Mostly all there was to see was a bunch of toothless yahoos wrestlin with mountain lions. Now don't take that the wrong way, I'll watch that any day of the week, but can we get a little mano-a-mano? Maybe they don't got enough violent criminals.
Whatever, I'm gettin sidetracked. Get this: they got an elf in there. What a character! I think he actually walked into the ring with a rose in his teeth. Who does that anymore? Musta been disappointed as I was when they threw another cat at him.
Of course I found my way ova to the fighters' exit when it was done to see if he's got any groupies. Turns out he does but they're all of 'em men! Go figure, huh?
Well, I had nothin betta to do so now I'm playin fag hag to this buncha queens. Don't take me wrong, tho, it's a blast, these guys is always gettin into bar brawls and shit. And I even got to go to a fancy ball as a plus one, can you believe it?
So anyway the lake festival or whatever is over now. I was startin to think that was just how they were, all swimmin around and singin lake songs just to stave off thoughts a suicide. Now we got a job lookin for the guy who's s'posed ta keep the lake from floodin. I can tell me and this lake are gonna get to know each other real well.
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