Squaring the Circle

Squaring the Circle

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

DM Post: Verbobonc City Guard Weekly Report

FRATERNITY OF JUSTICE AND LAW OF THE CITY OF VERBOBONC

Weekly Report

The mysterious beast from the sewers finally emerged into the streets and was promptly handled by our new recruits. The mayor offered to have dinner with the captain of the guard for a job well done.

Drow terrorist attacks are on the rise this week, leaving 5 dead and a dozen wounded. What foul magicks grant them access to our grand city? Investigation is still ongoing. Guard presence at the gates will be doubled this week. Your duty obligates extended shifts.

Anyone you find on the street without peacebonded weapons will be treated as a possible accessory to drow terrorism and jailed until such a time as investigation can prove their innocence.

We will be increasing city guard street presence as well, with random house searches added this week. Those who resist will be jailed on suspicion of aiding drow terrorists.

Rumors that these drow are actually cultists of the Elder Elemental Eye or some other demonic thing from the old Temple of Elemental Evil 40 years ago are utterly unfounded. The cloaks and unholy symbols found on a recent terrorist have been determined to be hoaxes. No further investigation into this rumor will be performed. Anyone investigating the Temple of Elemental Evil cultists should be dealt with swiftly as inciters of public disorder on baseless rumors.

On slightly happier notes, we have a public execution at the end of the week. Old man "Squintin" Reuben who went berserk and killed 3 people in a tavern last month has failed to prove his innocence. A raffle is being held for executioner. We'll let everyone know who wins the prestigious job of executing this vile criminal as time draws nearer.

Please keep an eye out for a possible arsonist on the loose. Three buildings in the city have been set aflame with no known cause within the last week.

Please don't forget to stop by for a proper mocking of the vandal in stocks in the town square.

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