RTEL: ECL 7 Vorkesh, Water Orc, Pugulist 6 Eye of Gruumsh 1 JE#: 5

Ahh. I don’t trust short people no more!!!! We get that little person down from the wall; give it clothing, and weapon. What does it do, trick us!!!! When we open the room that it was yelling about some deamon, it ran down the hall and transformed into a stupid Orc-kin with strange wings. The fighter that is always fascinated with the heally person ran around to its flank while we bashed it in the face. It flew up in the air and the spell caster of ours with the flying bug hit it with some magic. Our other wall crawler ran across the celling and started smashing it until it fell to the floor where I was able to bash it in the face!!! That’s what it gets for tricking us!!!

Therefore, as we were putting the torch to it, we hear a rumbling down the corridor, a towing figure stood leaning against the wall laughing at the recently fallen. He asked us if it was some guy, I said yes lol. He said he deserved it and then he helped us look threw his room lol. We agreed to split the goods then we went to a room to rest. It is so easy to fool these stupids here since we stole their armor and robes lol. Even had some troops enter our room as the group was sleeping and I told them to get out! They just left!

After a good rest in the morning, we explored the rest of the area and just walked right by everyone lol. That stupid giant of a figure threw a boulder in our direction just to say goodbye lol. We walked past some stupid dog peoples; they had many fleas! We convinced them we were on a mission to purge the caves lol. They believed us! Stupid dog people!

So as soon as we entered the door that separated the natural cave and the masoned cave, there were two Brethren of the Ground! They started to act hysterical once they seen us, it was our stolen uniforms lol. Because I knew how to talk to them,  I conviced them that we were just passing threw to purge the cultist of the next area. They even escorted us thru their area. We did some shopping and talked to the chief. I felt my calling when I was with them, I felt that connection with something more. So I cut my right eye out!!! Had to cauterize the wound so I would not heal back my eye!.

So we encountered a small group of pathetic goblins that barricaded themselves  and shot arrows at us, so we tought them all a lesion a and splattered their blood across the walls. It was a pathetic fight, not even worth my time. So after that we continued down the cave. Or next area is the Air Temple, but we encountered a door that was actually locked. Stupid ugly short mountain people know how to work some stone that’s for sure. So once we forced the door open a pit opend up and I fell in! I got impaled on two of the stakes below so I had to pull my armor off to get out and climb out. By the time I made it to the top, ,my wounds healed and I was ready to go.

The giant bug we have with us told me to just run down the hall, so I did! It took him to grab the spell slinger and chase down the hall.

When we got into the room, there was a stupid statue that started attacking us!. It was acting in a strange manner and the group caught on to the pattern. With the magic not affecting it, we smashed it until it fell apart. It was a tough fight, but after that we need to rest a bit… I’m hungry!