Urgg why don't anyone believe me, well to bad for the stupid troll. That stupid bat faced human and stupid pretty orc didn't want to talk ether! Well after I opened the door I just ran and hit the stupid pretty orc in the face, he fell like a sack of wet potatoes... hmmm food. Oh then the stupid bat faced human expoded the area in a huge ball of fire! it killed two of the people around me and really hurt everyone else. I was just scratched because he caught me when I was looking for food.
I then ran over and tackled him so he couldn't move and pinned him to the ground and choked him to DEATH!!!!! It was only far since he over cooked my food!!!!
Then our snobby wizard blasted a door opening and just laid waste to a troop of people. Just as that happened a that stupid troll charged me and hid behind a corner, must have been scared of me!!!
It took me and the crawly bug friend of ours to take him down. He didn't like how I hit in in the elbow and made him drop his big butter knife!!
Well then when we started to burn the troll, the heally guy grew some muscles and thought he could deal with two giant hairless chickens with claws on their feet. He opened the gate and they attacked him lol. Some of them scratched me but it was a simple tickle.
After all the chaos, there was a strange little person chained to the wall.
I hope he gives me some food for saving him..... maybe a feast!!!!
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