Squaring the circle: ECL 5 Noname Human Brute Holy warrior 5 Entry 13

 We fought a weird tentacle monster that was chasing the guardian. It wasn’t really a tough fight. Melino was the main target. We were able to kill the creature and are now in the good graces of the guardian.

Squaring the Circle: ECL 4 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl 4: entry 9

 babies i have no idea whats been going on, ive been on the craziest bender and im just stopping seeing stars, i fight better hungover anyways we can run it.

DM Entry: The Uncertain Lucidity of Waking Nightmares

Noname finds himself standing in line...somewhere unfamiliar. His muscles ache...which is actually unusual for him. He tries to call upon strength, as he is accustomed to doing, but the expected invigorating power fails to manifest. By comparison to his normal daily life, he feels physically weak--weakness like he's never felt before. His muscles ache with every step, and even with every slight movement of his body. Looking around, he sees those ahead of him all clad in tattered and grey clothing, but otherwise formed into a single-file line heading into the interior darkness of some building. Looking back, all the faces bear the unmistakable, cataract blind eyes of the dead. Their faces frozen in the eternal terror of decomposition, and their bodies slowly shambling forward as the line advances every so often. Dropping his gaze to his own hands, it is immediately apparent that they lack all semblance of vitality--there is no life in them. The flesh of his hands is the grey and cracked flesh of the dead, baring elongated yellow-black fingernails.

"Next," a voice says loudly. Noname is shoved forward, "I said, Next!"

What stands before him is a familiar face. The book-eating larva they rescued (bought from the hag). But this familiar face adorns the body of a babau (an assassin demon). He's looking over Noname's body, inspecting it. "Not the best...although not the worst. Take it." Another fiend shoves Noname forward again. "Next."

Beyond the inspector, Noname is herded into a group of creatures more or less in a similar state as himself--unliving. Nearby are other groups of the dead, each corralled by fiends of various sorts. A ragtag troupe of fiends to say the least. Some of the groups are already leaving the area, heading up a flight of stairs.

Something pulls at Noname's shoulder from behind. Its a hand emerging from the wall. All around, fused with every iron surface of this building, are bodies of the undead (although some may be actually dead). The book-eating-larva/ babau-assassin demon yanks Noname free of the hand while at the same time striking at the wall's grasping arms. "You're packing them too close to the wall, move them away," he says to another fiend. In response all the bodies of his group press against each other as they move away from the wall. 

After a few moments, his groups is on the move again, at the goading of a fiend. As did the other group, Noname's groups now begins the assent of stairs...

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Noname blinks and immediately he is pain free, and his surroundings have changed back to the frozen, nearly-featureless plain of the 348th layer of the Abyss. Whispering howls from the wind seem to form a single word, "...Next..." but then trail off into the otherwise normal sounds of the intense wind again. His allies, Melino, Loli, and Felvin, are nearby preparing for a brief rest before they head out across this forsaken landscape of the Abyss. Perhaps it was only a day-dream, but it sure seemed real enough. Or maybe my mind is beginning to finally slip away into madness. No, its just this wind, I'm sure of it.

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Felvin's mind was preoccupied during the most recent battle. In his mind, he stood watching his friends do...nothing. Nothing but talking and planning. Meanwhile an enormous, elephantine, tentacled monstrosity was embracing him from behind, whispering into his ear. But this was completely normal, or so it seemed. This familiar spirit is always here to guide Felvin, he has fond memories going all the way back to childhood of this friendly spirit guiding him. Its embrace is always one of love like a favored steed, but deeper--he could never explain it to anyone in a way they would understand. So he stood there, watching his party planning its next journey and listening to the familiar spirit's advice...its maddening whispers. Experiencing the uncertain lucidity of waking nightmares entirely too tangible to discern with certainty whether he was dreaming or fully conscious. He's never had this level of vividness from a dream, so it must be real. "They plan to kill you, Felvin," it whispers as it embraces him with its firm-fleshy tentacles from several directions. Its strong hands grip his shoulders, its elephantine mouth brushes against his neck and cheek, and its hot rancid breath overwhelms his senses with every syllable it utters. And then Felvin realizes, his familiar spirit has embedded serpentine-like fangs into his neck and shoulder. Oh, not sure how long those have been there. But its OK, this is how it always materializes to him. Its just a sign of his bond of familiarity. A sort of affection one might receive when a pet dog nuzzles you for attention, perhaps. In any case, it was pleasant and did not in the least seem menacing or harmful. Felvin can't help smiling at the warm joy he feels from his familiar spirit.

And then, for some reason that Felvin could not fathom, his party members charge at him bearing weapons and angrily shouting things too incomprehensible to discern their intended message. Have I forgotten their language all of a sudden? However it is not Felvin they attack, but his familiar spirit. How do they see him now? "See? I told you they planned to kill you, Felvin. It will be you next, once they are finished with me." Felvin felt each weapon strike against the familiar spirit as if it had struck himself. Its bizarre screams--perhaps like those of a piglet being stepped on--plead for Felvin to defend him. But Felvin is frozen in a trance, beholding a nightmare that only tenuously bears any resemblance to reality. When the familiar spirit finally falls, when its breathing slows and then stops, its lays motionless, sprawled on the ground. An innocent benign spirit has been destroyed by these bloodthirsty maniacs. Its psychic-bonding fluids then spill out onto the ground from its serpentine fangs as if someone had stabbed a knife into a jug of milk and let it spill onto the ground, never again to conjoin to another mortal in that special bond of a familiar spirit. Something special has been lost forever.

And not until this very moment did the maddening, nightmarish whispers of the thing cease to coerce Felvin's mind and he was then allowed to see it as it really was...it all rushed at him in a moment. He saw how it had charged from out of nowhere at Melino and took her to the ground in a death coil that ten serpents couldn't reproduce while the others attempted to kill it before Melino expired. Is that what really happened? How do I know which one really happened? Once the fiend is finally dead, one of his party members looks around, "Where's Felvin?" And then another looks around, and finally points in his direction, "He's been standing over there staring at nothing like he's in a trance the entire time."

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Darkness surrounds Melino's vision. The familiar sounds of Sigil's Great Bazaar seem to fade into the background. A baritone male voice soothes, "As you listen to my voice, focus your attention inside. As your attention focuses inward, so your unconscious mind begins to take you into trance with me. As you breathe in and out, you will notice an ever deepening comfort starting to develop.” Melino realizes the sounds of Sigil have been utterly muted. All is darkness as she focuses. The only thing that exists is the soothsayer's voice. "Now, Remember. ... Take me back to the days of your youth. Recall the time of your innocence. Bring me back to your earliest awareness. What stands out the most to you?"

Melino begins to hear the voices of her mother and father talking to each other.

As if sensing Melino recoil from their voices, the guide reassures her, "I'm right here, little one. No one can hurt you while I'm with you here."

Scenes of her childhood begin to take form, but in shadowy, disconnected moments.

"Remember..." a whisper from the soothsayer urges again.

In response, the shadows that had been obscuring the scenes began to evaporate. Then many of the revealed scenarios from her childhood replay all at once, overlapping visually, and at a high speed. Nothing is distinctly discernible. The chaos causes Melino to once again drift away from those memories.

"Shh, shh, little one. Its OK, I'm right here with you. Release the pain to me."

The calming effect of his voice pushes the shadows completely away from one scene in particular, bringing it to her fore-mind.

"Focus on this pain. Let me take its burden upon myself. I can remove the pain from you, but I must see it." Melino is suddenly propelled mentally into the memory as it gains the vivid immersion of conscious lucidity.

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An enormous tentacled monstrosity charges at Melino, its blubbery grey-black flesh undulating with its stride as it approaches, seemingly in slow motion. Globules of some kind of viscous liquid fly into the air here and there from its writhing chest-tentacles. And then in quick motion, the elephantine-fiend envelops Melino in what can only be described as a death coil, multiple tentacles encircle her frame, slowly tightening their grip. Bright red veins bulge along the fleshy grey-black tentacles, while digestive fluids that coat them work upon her flesh.

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"No." The soothsayer seems confused. This one word of his attempts to reject this scene. "This is not a memory. You're losing focus," he declares, although it seems to be directed more to himself than to Melino.

Suddenly, Melino hears the familiar sounds of many people going about their business in the Great Bazaar of Sigil. Her eyes flash open to see a glabrezu, face to face, sporting a Leo hairdo. His eyes remain closed in intense concentration. His hands grip Melino's hands tighter.

"No!" he insists. His voice and his body language seem to suggest he's afraid of something. "No! You're not real..." his voice trembles, his breath quickens as his body prepares for a fight or flight response.

Among the many voices at this carnival-bazaar can be heard one suddenly gasp, "What's happening to him?"

The soothsayer then falls motionless from his seat, splaying out indignantly on the street as one who has just died. People quickly gather around, and then part to allow a flurry of clergymen of various faiths to inspect him.

"He's fine," one says to another. "He's not dead." The glabrezu's quick and heavy breaths makes that obvious.

"Perhaps his memory reconstructions overwhelmed him," another suggests.

"He does get very involved in those memories," someone else concurs.

A stretcher is produced from the crowd and the soothsayer is carried away. One of the clergyman stops Melino from following, "William will be just fine. He can recover safely at the temple." A face in the crowd suddenly draws Melino's attention, the face of an extravagantly dressed fox-headed female bearing a worried, fearful expression.

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Then a cold blast of wind that bemoans its own existence brings Melino back to the 348th layer of the Abyss. A subtle whispered word "...William..." seems to form from the winds just as all sounds and sights from Sigil completely vanish from her mind. A blasted, nearly featureless plain extends in every direction as she sees her party still recovering from the battle with the fiend they just fought and another fiend riding away on a scorpion and approaching a cliff ledge nearby, about a hundred feet away.

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Loli finds herself in darkness with the sounds of someone or something shuffling about nearby...and grunting. She hesitantly opens her eyes to see that she's laying flat on her back within some kind of metal warehouse. Two iron slabs occupy this area, the one Loli's on, and the other also occupied with a humanoid of some sort laying on its back. A metal table burgeoning with clutter sits between the two slabs. Loli turns her head to the side to get a better view of the other slab. Immediately, the sight of a certain infamous fox-headed female from Sigil shocks her mind into focus. The woman has all the signs of one who has died. And beyond that, her arm has been amputated and lies near her, although some feet away from where it belongs. But the arm does not seem quite right. It does not have fox-like fur, as one would expect, but grey, decaying flesh--quite devoid of fur or hair of any kind. Well, except for part of the hand, where it bears some orange and white fur, but only in patches. Then a grunt, followed by a snort. Then suddenly the back of an enormous creature blocks Loli's view entirely. The creature tosses a clean-picked bone over its shoulder (that bone must be at least three feet long), while the creature smacks its lips from what can only be the final motions of consuming whatever meat had been on that bone. With its head down examining the other body, its reaches blindly behind itself, searching around twice before grabbing what at first seemed to be a gnarled, knobby club, but once the creature has it in his hand, Loli can clearly see that its some kind of rod or club composed entirely from tongues sewn together, like human and elven tongues probably...and they aren't dead!? Loli sees that all the tongues are moving independently of one another just before it disappears from her vision. The enormous beast raises it above its head and strikes the woman on the other slab, resulting in the obvious sparks of something magical briefly lighting up the room. The beast chuckles, "Well hello there, you beautiful little thing. Why dontcha just relax and let Lord Tapheon have his way with ya?" A brief maniacal laugh, then a boisterous hateful bellow, "Who'm I kiddin? You don't have a fucking choice, you stupid uppity bitch." The brief illumination reveals piles of body parts in various places around the room in somewhat conical piles everywhere. Something like a dismembered arm tumbles from the top of one of these piles, crashing into some metal objects on the floor. The beast makes some sort of quizzical noise from its throat and turns its head around to see Loli halfway lifted up from the slab and looking around. In one quick motion, the thing is standing right next to Loli's slab, its head the size of a full grown mastiff hovering over her, and a hand pressing onto her chest--a hand that stems from an arm not at all unlike a tree trunk. It leans down real close, "And just where d'ya think yer off too, good sir?" Its voice is mocking and quiet. "I haven't yet finished ya up. Just stay put before I have to strap ya down again." It pauses to look over Loli's face closely, then down her entire body. Its enormous stubby fingers stroke its chin as it takes in the view. "Good sir, I say. Don't be in such a big hurry. I haven't yet sewn your legs back on ya yet. You wouldn't get too far." It snickers, its voice thick with mockery. It then uses its free hand to hold Loli down by the throat, and with the other hand lifts the rod of tongues into the air, utters a strange syllable, and then strikes at Loli's groin area, and again with the magical sparks. What follows are the strangest sensations, where once something was definitely missing, something is now back where it should be. The creature abandons this work to return to the other slab. Loli sits up enough to see that she--right now at this very moment--is missing one leg...but its lying nearby further down the slab. Did that thing just attach a leg to me with that club? And she also notices that she's wearing formal evening ware...men's formal evening ware. Is this a tuxedo? The creature turns again suddenly, and returns to Loli again, anger on its face, a hand pressing down on Loli's chest like an elephant's foot. "Now, William, I guess I'm gonna hafta tie ya back up anyways." With one hand it reaches for some iron chains nearby, while it mutters to itself, "Ya just never know what you're gonna get from the restless dead..." he complains to himself.

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Loli's perception suddenly returns to see her party on the howling, blasted plain of the 348th layer of the Abyss. As her senses return to her, the moans of the wind seem to form a single whispered word "...William..." and then the sounds (and smells) of the macabre scene are entirely gone, as if it had been a day dream.  

Squaring the circle: ECL 5 Noname Human Brute Holy warrior 5 Entry 12

A sad day has come. While I only met William once, I can tell he was a good person and favored by the balance. Melino was quite distraught and demanded justice. We searched for clues which led us to  Ramander. From the paper we learned that Shimeshka was with William when he was attacked, but Ramander did not have any info on her location. We tried to go to the last location Melino and Loli saw him, but security would not let us in. We did not have any other leads so we decided to continue on our mission. I forgot to mention we have a new companion, Felvin the Bard. He is quit new to the whole adventuring thing and seems eager, but cautious. We went to the portal and encountered a little metal man. He was quite knowledgeable of the area we were going to and even sold us a couple of keys and a map. We opened the portal and encountered a giant demon elephant guardian. It demanded  a bone or trophy for a fallen foe. I gave her my bone armor gauntlets and that seemed to distract her. We can now continue to the objective. Praise the balance!

Squaring the Circle: Melino lvl 6 Half Elf Druid Entry 12

....my very close friend William has passed due to our stupidity. I tried to find the killer but we had to continue with our original quest. We went through a portal (met a super weird robot thing) and then we’re almost killed by some gross elephant lady. Loli tried to give her my owl...if she does it again I’m gonna smack the fuck out of her dumb bitch face.

Anyway

We on the way

Squaring the Circle: ECL 4 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl 4: entry 8

Since the grey bitch has left us I must be honest I have been feeling empty with no one to pick on...

so we got a new ugly freak!!!! hes like a gross goblin but... long? hes tall and ugly but unlike grey bitch he has a redeeming quality, he PLAYS MUSIC!!! real Orpheus shit its pretty sick. I dont know how good he will be when we fight but I dont care, Ill carry his ugly ass as long as I can hear some sweet tunes

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Squaring the Circle: Melino lvl 5 Half Elf Druid Entry 11

We just visited my very close friend William to help us recover a memory for Loli. He was dressed so fancy! It was nice to see him looking so happy. I almost wasn’t allowed in the building but since I got these fancy dead people shoes, they let me in! They didn’t let Noname in because he’s...a sasquatch? I dunno. William helped us with what we needed and we were on our merry way!

And then I read the paper.

Squaring the Circle: ECL 4 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl 4: entry 7

oh my fucking god i absolutely hate these stupid smooth face dumb asses. the fight felt like it took six fucking hours and my eyes were blurry the whole ass time!!!!! honestly Im so exausted i can barely write so im gonna take a nap. later babies :)

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Squaring the circle: ECL 5 Noname Human Brute Holy warrior 5 Entry 11

We entered the hotel and immediately were flung into combat. The enemy’s form was shifting and flowing as if it hadn’t decided to exist yet. This creature some how seemed to overlap itself like holding pages up to the light. It was no creature I had ever seen but I could tell it’s existence was an affront to the balance. The creature cared not for the fight, us, or even it’s allies. It’s motives were not of good or evil, but void of such concepts. I could not permit such an existence to continue. I attacked it and it seemed weak but also unaffected? It attacked with a clash of movements that I could barely distinguish with what I could only describe as a fracture running to attack Melino. The creature seemed to attack Melino but then vanished soon after. Even the damage that Melino had sustained was gone. By gone, not that she healed herself, but as if the damage has never happen? I attacked what was left of the creature in-front of me and that is when I felt my mind break. I started to see visions. Outcomes of attacks, hits, misses, wounds, not for just me, but my companions and the enemy. Get ahold of yourself! I thought. Use this and bring balance to these abominations. “Loli! Melino! I can see the balance manifesting before us! Please, heed my warnings!” I shouted. I’m great full to them for listening for the outcome could have been disastrous. Loli, who had dispatched with the enemy closes to her, rushed the enemy beside me and finished it off. With it’s death, reality in an instant snapped back and the balance was restored.

Seeing how the hotel was now secure, we headed back to town. Loli and Melino said that they had some business with William the glaberzu. We asked around and found out where he was staying. We made our way there and along the way Melino spotted a excellent part of boots that may or may not have been knock offs of boots that Loli had purchased. We got to where William was staying, but were denied access. To clarify, I was denied access because the bouncer was a complete racist and classist! The armor, weapons, and equipment I had was twice as expensive as his dumb suit and a hundred times more practical! Melino and Loli were permitted to enter and had a chance to stick up for me but they didn’t! “Lakshmi needs someone to keep him company!” they said as they giggled going up the stairs. “The bank is closed!” I yelled as they disappeared beyond view. Praise be the balance!

Squaring the Circle: Melino lvl 5 Half Elf Druid Entry 10

Sorry journal I can’t write in you right now, we about to FIGHT!!!!!

But I will let you know that I should be saved from all that demon business and I met a new friend named William!!

Squaring the circle: ECL 5 Noname Human Brute Holy warrior 5 Entry 9

After Loli’s injuries were healed, Melino was exhausted from casting so many spells. Loli and I hit the town to stock up and shop. Loli was able to get a whole new outfit. We still had some time to kill, so we went to visit the child Loli saved. It was in the same direction as the hotel so we thought we could scope out the place. We made it to the beggar’s guild and I felt something reaching for our bag of holding. I reached back in time to grab a hand with the bag of hold in it. It turned out to be Argasi! We brokered with him to guide us back out of his territory. The next day, we returned with a gift for the begged boss to allow us to move through his territory without conflict. He eventually agreed and we made our way to the hotel. Praise the Balance!

Squaring the Circle: ECL 4 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl 4: entry 6

The theme of the week my babies, is DECEPTION!!! I thought I was leaving that poor little raped orphan boy in ok hands but it appears i was DECEIVED!!! its no beggars guild its a fucking thieves guild and they almost got all our shit while i was BRINGING A GIFT TO THE CHILD!!! i could care less about the stealing but stealing from ME??????? ?????????   ????????????? Really?????????????  THANK GODs i changed out of my new fit. my new Luxurious fit, the drip is immeasurable and i cant wait to show it off on my only fans :) thats all for know i am going to see a large crab man about a cock appointment ill talk to yall later ;)))) 

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Squaring the circle: ECL 5 Noname Human Brute Holy warrior 5 Entry 10

So the balance has a strange way of reminding you of your place in it. While fighting some small demons, a literal monster appeared. I readied my bow to fight this towering foe, but Loli and I were engulfed by the enemies darkness. Poor Loli. I could see what had happened in that blackness, but I heard it. Slashing through flesh with a distinct clink as metal met bone. No screams or shouts of pain, just a thud as a body fell to the ground. At first I thought it was our enemy, but I realized that was far too close. Fearing the worst, I reached out for the source of the noise and felt Loli’s armor. With my fears confirmed, I dragged her out of the darkness. What I saw was sickening. A wound the size of my arm, exposed bone and blood everywhere. I quickly used a healing potion on her. The bleeding stopped and the wound started to close. Loli regained consciousness and said something truly dreadful, “I can’t move”. I yelled at Melino to come back. If this enemy could do this to Loli, she would be in trouble. It was then when the monster exploded into ribbons. The last enemy spoke to Melino, then vanish. We were alone. We need to get stronger! Praise the balance.

Squaring the Circle: Melino lvl 5 Half Elf Druid Entry 9

I may have done a bad thing.

A quick recap: we searched through the building and found a giant grub eating a bunch of books. Looking through the other rooms their were 3 completely identical to each other. I even drew in the dirt in one room and it appeared in the other 2! We tried to figure out why it was like that but Noname pinned himself under a beam and got too freaked out to keep looking. While going through the other rooms we got sucked into a...another world? A different dimension? I’m not sure where we went but we saw an old being from the ‘beginning of life itself’. He told us he would assist in our quest if we didn’t kill our target. I agreed. I think we can solve these problems under these conditions. He ended up kicking us out while waiving my dead snake at us. Monty....I haven’t seen him in so long. I should’ve been better to him....

Fast forward really quick - Loli defended the grub from a witch and we ended up having to buy him. Gods help me. This bitch is gonna lose all our money. So anyway we dipped and got ambushed back in Sigil but some maenies (also bringing back memories) and found a GIANT demon that told me he respected me. I’ll be honest and say all I could think when he said that was “damn right you do, I’m awesome”, didn’t even question that there could be evil intentions. That’s where I fucked up. He offered me a wish and I took it. I wanted to do something to help my team but before I could make the wish the demon was flayed alive by the protector of sigil. I keep hearing demons call me the chosen one. This is just like the succubus. I think I’m gonna be in trouble.

Squaring the Circle: ECL 3 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl 3: entry 5

Babies a Bad Bitch is down!! I was mopping up the game, like I do and there was just one guy left but I couldn't see his ass an there was a huge crab and I got absolutely FUCKED!! The Bitch actually severed my spinal cord and knocked me out, I could not move or anything. I'm glad they pulled me out n shit but honestly? I have never slept better in my life. being completely paralyzed makes it so easy to just float into nothingness and let your mind wonder in the dreams, I had this one dream where I got to wrestle all my stuffies and those guy are pussies now, I remember them pinning me way easier in the night when I was a kid. Anyways check the twitter: https://twitter.com/Coin_Slot_Cutie like normal and thank you to the nurse typing this since I cant move or none.   

Sincerely 

The Lovable Miss Loomfinski

&

    The Incredible Nurse Squanda :)

DM Post: ...

The small red frog, Qrooth, clings to the back of the large green frog, Scoow. Qrooth is our tout from Ramander, and he continuously banters away with trivial lore about places we're visiting and places we've never heard of. His expression is always that of unceasing bliss, like he's snuggling the one he loves more than all others, like he's missed her for a very long time and is afraid to lose her again. He has a weird sense of humor too.
Qrooth: "We OOoonce encountered a creature that called itself a kender. Curious little fella, but he had a baaAADD habit of kiping things when no ooOOne was looking. We tried to explain to him how he shouldn't steal. But its haaAARdd to explain things to a kleptomaniac, because they take things so literally."
Scoow: "Oh stop it. You're such a toad," the large green female frog says with a giggle.
Qrooth coos in the way only mating frogs do, in a vocal display of contented pleasure at her words. Would it be insensitive or racist to call that a ribbit? "Isn't she such a lovely broaAADd?"
To which Scoow replies with loving giggles again.
"Remember last mating season, I was the man," she says. "And I almost didn't win your affections away from the other competing males."
"Yes, I do. Its on my mind every day, my love," he says gently, reassuringly. As if we haven't already heard that exchange a hundred times already. Then his words are directed back at us, "This is our fourth consecutive season to be a mated pair." Only something isn't right. His face is strange. Then I realize the little red male frog has Scoow's face and she's looking right at me, with her piercing unblinking yellow eyes. I quickly look up at the large green female and her face is the face of the Qrooth. And he continues with his relentless trivial tour guide information, Qrooth's voice issues from the large green frog's mouth. I thought the male was always small and the female was always large. Something is wrong. Then I see the assassin demon pulling his blade from my back, but his face is that of the larva we rescued, the one that was eating the books. "What's a maeldur?" it telepathically asks me. I turn to my friends and cry out for help. "The pain is so bad," I was trying to say, "Pull me away from combat before I die." But they wouldn't answer, like they couldn't hear me. Are they ignoring me? Then Noname turns around and approaches me, but he's silently gliding above the ground, and I'm immediately struck with a mortal dread like never before in my life. Its not Noname's face , its the Lady of Pain, her cold eyes boring into my soul, like she's considering whether or not to flay me alive. I force myself to break from her stare. And then I realize all of the little demons we're fighting have the hag's face, they all have Oppinimos Mar's face and they are all staring at me! "We have a deal, here's your larva," they all chant in unison. Suddenly, I feel like I'm immersed in a warm blanket and suspended above the ground. Wait, I'm floating. I'm floating away. Someone grab me, I'm floating away....help me....someone help me...

~Loli dreams~

Squaring the Circle: Melino lvl 5 Half Elf Druid Entry 8

We are being escorted by two frogs stuck together. That’s really all I’ve been paying attention to. I think Loli finally accepted being a mother.

Squaring the circle: ECL 4 Noname Human Brute Holy warrior 4 Entry 8

Poor Loli. First she was touched by a ghost and knocked unconscious. Then i can only guess it was tryout to enter her. Melino was able to pull her away while I dispatched the ghost. After a good slap, she awoke, seemingly fine. We made our way into the building and towards the portal, when we were attacked again. This time by a large bear creature that tongued Loli. Next thing I know, Loli is in the beast’s mouth. I hope Loli will be okay. We haven’t even made it to the portal yet and she has almost been entered and has entered our opponents.

Squaring the Circle: ECL 3 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl3: entry 4

my babies i gotta be honest ive been fucked up for like two weeks i cant remember where i was this morning much less two weeks ago just go look at twitter or something  https://twitter.com/Coin_Slot_Cutie

                                

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Squaring the circle: ECL 4 Noname Human Brute Holy warrior 4 Entry 7

I have to admit, the universe tested my faith in the balance. Our contact was contracting us to kill his brother! After his parents “died” in a house fire?!? I should remain unbiased and trust in the balance. In the end, the balance provides! The brother was a monster! (Metaphorically, not literally) Thanks to Loli, he was practically dead when I got there. We found him with a small child and a strange contraption. We restrained him but he succumbed to his wounds. We grabbed his body, the child, and all the “valuables” we could carry. Our contractor approved and payed us AND gave us rings to survive the blistering heat. We can now set off for the real adventure.

Squaring the Circle: Melino lvl 5 Half Elf Druid Entry 7

.....I was really conflicted on whether or not to kill that priest....until I saw him prepping to rape a kid. That kinda sold it for me if I’m being honest. We wham blam killed that man and grabbed what looked like the rest of his torture devices for ‘salamander’ for this debt of his. To tell the truth, it was all really twisty trying to figure out what was really going on. Salamander said he was just collecting a debt but we had no idea it was from his brother. I was convinced that Salamander had killed his parents too - everything smelled sketchy. But we ended up saving a street rat before being molested (maybe - I’m not sure. He had that ‘lost virginity’ twinkle in his eyes so maybe we were a couple rounds too late) and Loli took a liking to him. I was surprised that she wanted to adopt him. We put him in the beggars guild for the time being until we could find better to take care of him.
It was a fun side quest and all but we are finally back on the road!....I think. As long as nobody is investigating that priests death then we should be fine.

Squaring the circle- Nessa lvl 2 spellscale warlock

Well turns out the guy that ramander the salamander wanted us to kill was a murdering pedo. So killing him was good but then loli decided to keep the human boy we found. Their species is very interesting, to have motherly instincts for one that is not your own. In my culture we would have gave the boy a mercy killing to prevent any more misfortune. In the end loli took the boy to the beggars guild and found him sanctuary there. Thank goodness too cause the boy was starting to stink. 🤢🤢🤢

Squaring the Circle: ECL 2 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl2: entry 3

Guys shit HAPPENED 

    this one guy told us to go kill this other guy and at first i thought he was just some rotting priest dumbass but he was actually a fUckING pEdO. but yall should have seen me saucing this guy while my team bumbled down a fucking ladder the whole time, then after they finally got down made me not kill him but jokes on them he died anyways from being stupid and old and gay. THEN MY FUCKING TEAM GOT MAD AT ME FOR SAVING THE CHILD HE WAS ABT TO RAPE!!!! like guys where are your PRIORITIES!!!1!  but dw i found him a nice place at the beggers guild and i will check back on him next time im in town. guys my next blog post will hopefully be the bikini episode i cant waittttt! and if you can either i have been live tweeting on my twitter so come check that shit out https://twitter.com/Coin_Slot_Cutie 

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DM Entry: A hasty meeting with Ramander

Ramander hands the party a page of today's paper. He says, "You're welcome. Now I'd suggest you make yourself scarce for a while, until the heat dies down. The last thing anyone wants is to be interrogated by a bunch of emotionally upset paladins with more zeal than brains. Qrooth will be here in a minute to convey you along your way. He's my personal tout, none better in Sigil."

The Planar Cant
Sigil's local underground newsrag.

Breaking News
Pull your hats down low and fold up your collars. The Harmonium are investigating mysterious blood spatter found in a secret basement under the Temple of Hieroneous here in Sigil. "Right now we aren't releasing any details other than that torture equipment was also found in the same location and that Brother Culver, the High Priest of Hieroneous in Sigil has been reported missing. We're still investigating, excuse me," says Captain Ramm. We contacted the high ups within the clergy of Hieroneous, and one Father Loric, Primate of Venya's Cathedral of Hieroneous in Mount Celestia, had this to say, "Heironeous does not condone the use of torture devices, never has. We consider this an internal affair and right now we are sending a troop of the Celestial Order of the Templar-Inquisitors to secure that temple in Sigil. We're already in talks with the Harmonium to aid them in conducting street-side interrogations near the area. We'll find our Brother Culver and we'll uncover the truth about whatever this heinous act was that was perpetrated within the very basement of one of our own temples." Word on the street is that a ragtag group of troublemakers were spotted near the temple around the same time the priest was last seen. We spoke with Scoow, a bixiinae bouncer at a bar nearby, and she had this to say, "I personally saw 6 drow and an illithid entering the temple down the street and carry out some large square object covered by bed linen. They said something like Toril and stepped into a portal, and that's the last I've seen them. What's a Toril anyway?" The Harmonium are offering a large reward for any information about the whereabouts of Brother Culver or any information about the torture device in the basement of the temple.

More as details come in.

[End of page]



The door bell jingles, but its not Qrooth. Its 3 men in black robes, possible holy men...or necromancers, judging by their personal items and clothing. Ramander excuses himself to escort them into the back room where Rolthalar Culver's body was temporarily placed with respect and covered with a sheet.

squaring the circle-Nessa

melino absolutely destroyed over half of our enemies when she cast an entangle spell. dont fuck wiht the fly olady cause she will destroy everything in her path and i fucking love it. sucks cause i was stuck on the ground laughing hysterically while i was dying. why is no one helping me lol i Was bleeding out but loli healed me a little bit which did help. melino healed me the rest of hte way. shes so amazing.

melino approcaches the dabus and does a slight bow to show respect but he didnt care as he was upsetti spaghetti about us damaging the area. we spoke to my contact and a few others about how to safely get across the planes without taking much damage. 

Squaring the circle: ECL 4 Noname Hunan Brute Holy warrior 4 Entry 6

The balance is good! A wondrous opportunity has befallen me. My companions and I will be bringing balance to the overpowered demons! We were approached by an elder with a vision of us battling a great demon that has the ability to open gates from anywhere to anywhere. This strength tips the scales in their favor and is a great offense to the balance. We must destroy it and return balance. After some searching, a few encounters, and a vicious entangle using razor vines thanks to Melino, we have finally determined were to start our journey. But we must prepare because Loli and Nessa informed us that our destination is quite hot. Like side of a volcano hot! I am confident we will be fine. The balance will provide!

Squaring the Circle: ECL 5 Melino Half-Elf Druid: Entry 6

.....in order to save a bunch of people we have to murder someone in cold blood.

I'm having problems with this but I accepted it anyway. Did the succubus mess me up that bad that I would even consider this? I know we need to get to our destination but...at what cost?

Nessa has an underground friend that agreed to give us jewels allowing our bodies to survive our next destination as long as we murdered a man who hadn't been paying a past debt. On the one hand - the man has earned his death for not following contract, but on the other hand - life is precious and should not be used as a threat to others of what might come.I don't know. Everyone else seems to be okay with it I suppose....I wonder if my old groups would be okay with this. I miss my friends.

DM Entry: THE PLANAR CANT (today's issue)

Briefs from today's issue of The Planar Cant, a local underground newsrag.

A large presence of Harmonium stand ready at a local wagon and barrel factory as protestors and business owners negotiate wages.

The Platinum Trumpets, a subset of archons of the Celestial Choir of Joy Militant and Triumphant in Mt Celestia, have issued public taunts against a band of tanar'ri following a failed invasion of Lunia the First Heaven.

The month-long mating season for the Bixiinae, a newly arrived group of anthropomorphic frogs from the Matetial Plane of Brednine, has begun. Be aware that its not illegal for them to be seen attached in public. If you feel uncomfortable being around them while they're mating, find somewhere else to go.

Investigation continues into the death of Sir Abelardo and his wife, after their charred remains were recently recovered from a house fire. So far no one has been named as a suspect.

The Temple of Hieroneous is celebrating their 10th year anniversary of their orphanage. Those wishing to congratulate the church are encouraged to do so in the form of Gold coins. We all know money is tight right now, but just a little bit goes a long way to feed these orphaned children.

This week in the Mazes.
The Lady has been busy this week sending troublemakers off to her mazes. If you know any of these people please inform their nearest kinsfolk.
Jeihmud Zenna
Nhahlam Bonnu
Degron Silentglade
Megrerk Mistdrifter
Ogin Glisk
Hem Revosk
Grumum Darkwillow
Lath Nightbrook
Niokuhvod Fahkikdihd
Hihvud Bathrehk
Tothirzik Staduvyenzye
Zonres Gimaga
On Taom
Lay Lie
Frodruscun Biscezu
Untol Resisqu

Jink in the Hand.
Local underground business trends.
Beggars guilds up 10%
Thieves guilds down 2%
Fences up 5%
Illicit drug sales up 25%
Smuggles and Illegal Imports down by 46%
Assassination fees down 4%

Be sure to visit Flurin's Floatin Head Shop, sponsor of the Planar Cant, and home of the only source in Sigil for Pandemonium Purple Pashun.

Squaring the Circle: ECL 2 Loli Loomfinski Human Crusader lvl2: entry 2

OMG GUYS, did you know that demon piss is alcoholic??? Like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeely alcoholic, me and my decrepit grey friend were "challenged" to drink this mystery drink so obviously i had to toss that bitch back yowza i was feeling something after. hurt real bad going down but man did the after feel so nicccceeeeee. then i went up to my FREE room and slept like a fierce and sexy widdle baby. gross unattractive grey friend didnt have it as good as i did ig. she slept 2 more whole ass days before waking up, which i was all about cuz it meant i could keep relaxing and getting fucked upppppppppp. yall should have seen me throwing it back like my mom would have been crying. after tho we had to ship back out and it got boring again:/  ill spare you the details i only like talking about the juicy bits so until next time:3

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Strange Bedfellows: ECL 4 Noname Hunan Brute Holy warrior 4 Entry 5

So get this, I ran into my training companion in Sigal. I still have to make a name for my self but she has! She told me a story about demons and angels. Of death, betrayal, and conflict. She asked me how I planned to make a name for myself, to which I respond with “The balance will provide.” She grin and started to hand me thinks. “What are you doing?” I asked. “The balance is providing!” She exclaimed. She told me to head to this bar and talk to this bug headed Druid called Melino. She told me that she is like a trouble magnet and I’ll make a name for myself in no time. We parted ways as she headed back to the compound to receive her name. I look forward to meeting Melino and subsequent adventures we will stumble upon.

Shrine Time

We were attacked by a bug creature and it's minions. The bug struck fear into us, but not enough to cripple our abilities to destroy it. why these creatures were here, we have no idea. the fly person(i'll never remember her name) and loli both gave birth to bug creatures after the ugly thing implanted its eggs in them. i got to blast one it was amazing.  Our quest took a turn when we escorted Father Irynimas to a mysterious shrine we had previously discovered. He immediately welled up with tears when he saw the shrine and kneeled to pray. After casting detect magic, we discovered that the shrine was in fact god-touched and holy. Loli also prayed at the shrine and was immediately healed. After seeing him become healed, i almost decided to finally pick a deity but still decided not to. After the shrine, we started to argue on where to go from here.

Strange Bedfellows: ECL 4 Melino Half-Elf Druid 4 Entry 5

Thank the Gods that awful little skull is gone. I'm not really sure where he got off to but now that he's gone, even the air itself feels cleaner. It feels like I suddenly lost all of my party members again...Noname left and replaced herself with her brother, also named Noname (how original for their clan), and Acacia just kind of...disappeared. I'm the last original member of our group. It feels a little sad....at least I still have my owl.
ANYWAY let me tell you about all these new people! We have not one but TWO new ladies with us. I think one is a warlock? She's really nice but kind of creepy. The other one is named Loli, she looked kind of like a dumb bitch but to be honest when have I ever had the best pick of the crop for my group? I'll take what I can get. Noname isn't as spicy as his sister was but I think we will get along just fine <3
We all ended up continuing where my other group left off and met this cute little old man in a bar. We are supposed to save something from someone and go somewhere for this little old man, based off of details alone I am SOLD on this adventure. Okay I gotta go, Noname is sniffing around and I don't want him to find my secret diary journal. Love you bye!

New Quest Who Dis?

Hey, Bitches

My name is Loli and gosh dang did i have a crazy week! I found these two freaks trolling around some big ring in the sky (which i don't even remember getting here). Of course the next thing we do is hit the tavern to get fucked up on whatever i can reach but some old loser showed up and killed my buzz. He was old old, like, whenever he shuffled about i saw dust coming off of every part of him at once! He came through with all this "Yall the chosen ones" bull shit and i was just vibin lookin out the window, we eventually got out of the pub and went looking for more info on this quest n shit but we got jumped on the way by some UUUUUUUgly bitches!!! One was kinda cute but then it made me a worm mommy and im not about that shit. they didnt put up much of a fight tbh, two wacks from my stick did em in real nice. we got to the shrine and i was all like" hey goddess help a bad bitch out" and she was all" chill fam i got you" had me feeling nice. long story short we talked to an angel and went to the WRONG FUCKING TOWN, so now we gotta go ALL THE WAY BACK, but whatevs i just gotta wipe off this black face and we are all good! anyways i gtg see yall later 

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Town of Hopeless: ECL 4 Wilson Mimir Extradimensionalist 1/ Taskmage 3: Entry 4

The proverbial shit has hit the fan. I believe this is the day the demon gets taken care of.  Let the games begin.

Sigil ECL 2 Acacia Halfling Rogue Entry 3

I don't know if it's going to be an exorcism or a "Bloodletting Ceremony".  All I know is I'm not gonna die in the holy waters of baptism. I'm not gonna risk being controlled by a force outside my beautiful perfect self. If I melt in the purification process I will never be able to use my sexy dagger to stab stuff. Thanks to the new member of our party, I don't exactly want to stab stuff and things all the time, but I love the shiny blade nevertheless. It's time for atonement. I'm not worried about confessing anything that would damn my soul or put me in jail. Most of my memory involves being a rape victim or nightmares of being pregnant with something evil. I'm basically the best person ever, it's not my fault I'm so sexy everyone wants to kill me. It's probably cuz I'm  extremely tall for my height. Ok, I'm ready to confess....

Town of Hopeless: ECL 3 Noname lesser magma genasi shield maiden fighter 2, Holy warrior Entry 5

So I was almost killed...again. Those arrows really hurt. Especially when there’s a lot of them. If it wasn’t for Paul, we would be very much dead. We were able to find out who was stealing the “spices” and report back to The Just. We found out we would have to travel to an angelic realm but this could prove fatal to Acacia. We are on our way to an appointment with an exorcist so we can continue our journey.

Sigil: ECL 4 Melino Half Elf Druid: Entry 5

Man I can't wait to kick this exorcism into high gear.

DM Entry: A great flyby animation of Sigil, the City of Doors

https://youtu.be/QShV9OmqeNc

The beginning of this video has a fantastic flyby animation of Sigil, the City of Doors, as well as the Spire that the city hovers above.

After that is a guy making a sculpture of the Lady of Pain brass logo. It's a nice sculpture. But what I really wanted to share was the city animation at the beginning. It gives you a sense of the size and shape of the city. The animation seems to be really accurate to the art I've seen in the books.

Field of Nettles: ECL 1 Acacia Halfling Rouge Entry 2

I was finally able to purchase supplies when we hit town. My disguise kit came in handy when we were surrounded by a vast expanse of grey depressed folks. We blend in perfectly and managed to get ourselves locked into another quest. We were fortunate enough to be trusted amongst crates of loot, and I was immediately drawn to the most perfectly crafted dagger my eyes could behold. It was obviously mine for the taking, and my dear friends tried to steal it from me.  Something knocked me out and sent me into a terrifying dark expanse. Everything was like a black fog, a shapeless void. I remember a voice inside me, separate but connected, determined to keep my precious blade. I regained my consciousness, and tried to tell my friends that I think I'm possessed but they wouldn't listen. They don't want me to be happy, they don't want me to have my beautiful shiny blade. I fear the only person on my side is whatever is growing in my belly, but I don't know if I should protect it or destroy it before my friends betray me again. I don't think I will tell them of my latest dream, I heard everything they said when I was in slumber, my unborn child made sure of that.  I can't trust anyone right now.

Field of Nettles: ECL 4 Melino Half Elf Druid: Entry 4

Dear Diary,

It's been a long night! We went to a town called Hopeless (obligatory foreshadowing joke here) and it was pretty dank and dusty. A lot of floating heads that REALLY don't like colors. Our lovely rogue Acacia slathered us in grey makeup so that we wouldn't get disintegrated by the homophobic floating eyes. We ended up finding where our new contract was at, we probably should have asked our boss before but we kinda forgot. I was really focused on this new spear I got. It's pretty cool.

Anyway, we are supposed to be following a fake shipment and seeing if we can catch who stole the previous one. While Wilson and Noname were looking through the shipment, I noticed that Acacia wandered off. I went to find her and she said she was vomiting (????) so I walked back with her. We started getting suspicious with how she was acting and found out Miss Sticky-Fingers took a part of the shipment! We were able to talk her down and take a look at the dagger but there really wasn't anything off about it that would make her want it so bad. Wilson and Noname did a little de-cursing on the object while Paul (new guy) and I healed Acacia (Wilson may have tried to bite her hand off). But it didn't seem to work because she was still needing it like it was a drug, she was shaking and everything!

I really think we should talk to our contact for this job before we go anywhere, I had a feeling something bad is gonna go down with Acacia.

Love, Melino <3

SIDE NOTE - I did some good charity so I'm pretty sure I'm back on the druid spectrum, I'm feeling PRETTY impartial to everything so....yeah. But we will see.

DOUBLE SIDE NOTE - Noname is looking fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine again. I'll have to hit her up later.

Town of Hopless: ECL 3 Noname lesser magma genesis shield maiden fighter 2, Holy warrior Entry 5

We are on a new adventure to find some missing shipments for our previous employer. After receiving our reward for the first job and doing a little shopping, we set out for the town of hopeless (catchy name). When we got there, we saw gigantic floating heads and even saw one vaporize a gay wizard (not sure what it had against homosexuals). We decided to cover ourselves in gray paint to not look so flamboyant (not sure if the other floating heads were homophobic or if it was just the one). We made it to the contact (forgot here name, “SOMETHING The Just SOMETHING”?) We came up with a plan to use the next shipment as bait but remove some of the “spices”. In the process Acacia got ahold of a dagger. I could tell she was being influenced by something but we couldn’t tell what. We finally got the dagger away from her after something feel from the ceiling that looked to be in the shape of a Wilson and knocked her out. We thought the dagger may have been cursed so Wilson and I went to find something to break the curse. Once we got back with the scrolls, Wilson cast the spell and applied it to the dagger. And POOF, Nothing. We healed Acacia and when she woke up she still went for the dagger while muttering about a dream. I’ve never partied with a Rogue before, so I don’t know if the need for the dagger is a rogue thing or if there is something more at play. All I know is that Melino is looking pretty cute now that she’s not possessed with a evil succubus. She’s been really nice too, holding the door for people, giving out lots of complements, and even donating to charity!

Town of Hopeless: ECL 4 Wilson Mimir Extradimensionalist 1/ Taskmage 3: Entry 3

We accepted another contract.  This time we are headed to a town called "Hopeless".  (If that isn't subtle foreshadowing I don't know what is.)  I'm becoming increasingly concerned and wary of this rogue.  She klepto'd a weapon from our employer and it seemed to drive her mad.  The group managed to convince her to discard the weapon as we attempted to examine the weapon and the rogue.  We were forced to render her unconscious for the examination.   After a few hours of searching we were able to locate a couple of scrolls to remove a curse.  We though it worked until rogue woke up.  She immediately reached for the dagger again.  The deal is going down soon, I'm afraid.  There is something terribly wrong with this halfling and I believe it had something to do with the condition in which we found her.   If there is another way I hope we can find it soon.  I fear it may be too late already though. 

  In other news..  I'm hoping for guard duty again.  Ugh. 

DM Entry: Acacia Dreams, Night 2

A small halfling child not yet old enough for schooling, sits alone, playing with toy figures of warriors. As he plays, he mimics voices of the different figures.

An obviously male voice, with overtones of jealousy, "She took it so we couldn't have it."

He picks up another figure, this time creating a snide female voice, "I told you we couldn't trust her."

And again he picks up another figure, making a smug female voice, "I told her if she picked it up again, she'd get a spanking."

Back to the previous toy figure, and the snide female voice, "If she takes it from us again, I'll just kill her. Why did we bring a stupid thief with us anyway?"

Now picking up still yet another toy warrior, with an overly judgmental male voice, "It may come to that. First I'll restrain her with my magic." At this he makes a noise simulating magic powers. "That should hold her still. I agree, she should be punished for trying to steal from us."

Now with the first toy figure again, and the jealous male voice, "Let's see if she tries it again. Dismiss your magic, holy man."

He picks up the judgmental male figure, and gestures with a noise, "There, she is free again. But I'm telling you, she will try again."

The jealous male toy again, "If she tries it again, just kill her. She's not taking my dagger."

Picking up the smug female figure, "It will be my pleasure to kill her. She deserves to die."

The child suddenly stops playing, realizing that Acacia is watching him. He drops his toys and springs to his feet with a big smile, "Hi, mommy! I didn't know you were watching me. I sure can't wait until I'm born. I'll make sure nobody messes with you. They just don't understand. You need that dagger, mommy. I know you do. You love it. There's not another one in the whole world like that one. It's the best dagger ever." He flexes his small little biceps, acting tough, growling like he's trying to intimidate someone. "I won't let them hurt you mommy. I promise."

Then he relaxes and smiles again, "Do you think we can play together when I'm born, mommy? I'll let you play with the girl ones, since you're a girl. And I'll be the boy ones."

He picks up one of the female figures and holds it up to Acacia

Then he bring it back to himself before she can grab the toy, making the smug female voice again, "No, please." He makes a mocking cry with that female voice, "Please, Lucifugus. I promise I'll never hurt your mommy again."

And now with his own voice, a voice too deep and mature for a child of his age, and  certainly not the voice of a halfling, a fiendish menacing voice coated with the heavy tar of wickedness, he squeezes the toy tightly, "You will suffer a thousand ways, mortal. You will learn to respect me when I'm the new Overlord of Hell." At this he breaks the toy in half.

Acacia startles awake.

Field of Nettles: ECL 1 Acacia Halfling Rouge Entry 1

Out from the void, my dreams expire.... the light flashing into my eyes as I am guided back into the waking world. My stomach nauseous and my head spinning, I immediately step out to vomit privately.  I do not know if I can trust my peers, so I won't speak of the dread building up in my mind.  My nightmares appear to hold more truth than my reality. I don't really know a thing about myself beyond the past few days, and all I know is a  constant and hellish pain.  My memory begins with me naked and bare upon a bed  covered in past stains of torture beyond my recollection. I am thankful for my mental repression, and have seemed to be blessed with an amnesia. I was found by a strange party of obscure fellows. A druid offered me friendship between the possessed threats of rape and strangulation. Her friends and I managed to overcome her advances, I tied her up and was compelled to take the shiny things from her unconscious body. I likes the shiny things. The succubus left the kind druid after many threats unto her wellbeing.  Wilson fell under her charm for a time, so we let her continue on with us, ever suspicious of her intent. That evil cunt actually managed to help my friends achieve their initial mission, destroying some creepish nightmares who enjoyed throwing spines at my tiny innocent self. The battle being over, and the quest near it's apex, we knew it was time to strike. She could destroy us at any moment so I fired the magic missile at her wretched self. This apparently only pissed her off, grabbing me in an embrace and trying to shove me inside of her genitalia. If not for Wilson coming back to  his senses and aiding the battle, I fear I would have died in the rapening. The succubus is currently a large mass of destroyed goo. I was left unconscious after the attack, and my new friends had the decency to heal me in my slumber. We left this plane by a strange river names Styx. Landing in an unfamiliar place ,  and after receiving half my weight in platinum, I can rest up a bit and enjoy life momentarily.

Field of Nettles: ECL 3 Melino Half Elf Druid: Entry 3

So Wilson finally killed the succubus. Over-killed would be a better word, since she is basically a stain on the floor now. Good riddance. But since she's been with me, I've been feeling less...impartial. I want to do more things that feel...mean? Always in my best interest, of course, but not necessarily nice to others. I think I need to go do some volunteer work. Help the elderly across a busy street, give money to the poor, maybe hold off on selling the skull (for now)...I don't know. I feel off and I don't like it.
On another note, I've also noticed Acacia has been throwing up a lot recently. I'm thinking about bringing it up but maybe it's just from all the trauma she's been through. Should I say something? With all the weird thoughts that have been going through my head, I'm not really sure what to do about anything anymore.
Also, I drew what Wilson would look like if he was alive below. -Melino

Field of Nedles: ECL 3 Noname lesser magma genesis shield maiden fighter 2, Holy warrior Entry 4

She is dead! The succubus is no more! Thanks to a vicious blow from Wilson in earth elemental form. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. And another. I guess he had some pent up resentment or something. Even with Wilson’s ex dealt with, we were still not done. Acacia was kissed by the succubus and had fallen unconscious during the fight. We knew none of our healing spells worked in the FoN. However, we did receive some eyeballs that should help with our spell casting. Melino rested and prepared to attempt to heal Acacia. She seemed hesitant to use the eye, but she muttered something like “it’s for her.” She attempted a heal spell and with the aid of the eyeball, it was successful. Acacia was still weak but able to move. We had an unwelcome guest, but between Wilson’s pounce attack and the creatures own attempts to kill itself, it was over in an instant. We got to the dock and I waved a platinum piece for 5 minutes, looking like a fool. We finally made it back, and can now rest and prepare for the next adventure.

Field of Nettles: ECL 3 Wilson Mimir Extradimensionalist 1/ Taskmage2:

"EAT MY ASS!!"  Is what I would have said to that succubus if I had an ass..  The party inevitably attacked her, as I feared.  I tried to intervene but I was just a helpless little pawn, with a great smile, of course.  I didn't want my friends to hurt each other, so I did the only thing I could think of.  I polymorphic into an earth elemental and tried to restrain the closest friend and attempt to talk some sense into them.  Well, as it turned out, the succubus tried to attack me!  ME!!  Her love, her Wilson....  

  Fine, bitch, you wanna play that game?  I'm DTF!!  Down To Fight!  Noname, the fighter, successfully tripped her and I pummeled the demon shit out of that thing.  A pile of goo..  Serves you right!!  

  We take a moment to rest, and try to recover from injuries, mostly pride, during this time.  Guess who pulls guard duty?  Shocker!!   During the watch, a giant insectoid wasp thing tries to creep in.. Not today Zurg!!  Wilson pounces from the shadows!!  A couple of quick chomps later, this thing is a bloody mess of chitinous death!!   Easy money..   

  We manage to find a skiff that would have taken us from the FoN but there was no ferryman.  Strange..  Noname holds up a few platinum coins, nothing.. Melino casts warpwood on the skiff, and it sinks.  No surprise there.  So they are just standing there, waiting..  And waiting..  About 12 eternities pass and we are finally on the river with a guide.  We manage to turn in the plans to Captain Whatshisface and he rewards us with his end of the deal, as well as offers a new contract.  Can't wait to see how this one goes.  

Field of Nedles: ECL 2 Noname lesser magma genesis shield maiden fighter 2: Entry 3

We almost had her! That Succubus messed up when she tried to turn Melino against the party. I hated hurting Melino but she had to be restrained. Then, to try and possess me and our new party member, was an unforgettable offense. That morning Wilson came up with a good plan to deal with her. We looted Melino and woke her up. Once the succubus saw that we planned to leave her defenseless, she agreed to leave Melino. That’s when Wilson attacked. But something went wrong. As we dragged Melino out of the building, Wilson made his first attack. When I went back, they we CUDDLING! I shouted at him, but he said it was just a misunderstanding. She agreed to not possess anyone in exchange for protection.
We finally made it to our destination and encountered a small squad of enemies. After dispensing with them, we searched the room for the plans. I ended up falling for a few traps but we found the plans. Now it’s time to address our succubus problem.

Field of Nettles: ECL 3 Melino Half Elf Druid: Entry 2

So not only have I lost my internal new friend, the succubus, but she also gave me male genitalia for a short period of time. While I feel slightly violated, I'm more excited about our new recruit! I think the demons had her set up as a rape station for those who were needing it. She seemed.....a little messed up but that make her the perfect addition to our group.
I'm also a bit pissed that Uldrol's belt skull is all lovey-dovey now with MY succubus. But whatever. I'm more interested in my new friend now...her name sounds like a tree, real forest-y. Spicy nips doesn't seem to be into me anymore. I am sad. Sad druid.

We started the day off with a fairly good momentum.  The alleged "druid" still had this demon possessing her, which was comical sometimes, but mostly just inconvenient and annoying.  I am starting to think that interacting with this succubus was a bad idea.  Ugh..  Guard duty again.  Sometimes I wish I had to sleep so I didn't always have to watch their backs.  Simpleton meat-bags and their inferior thought processes..

  We were able to convince the succubus to leave the druid by trickery.  We immobilized the druid and therefore was able to successfully convince the succubus to leave.  It was either leave her willingly now, or they both get left behind.  A sacrifice I was more than willing to make.

In the incident that followed I realized something though.  This succubus is just misunderstood, she only wants to help us achieve our goal and in return we are able to help her leave this wretched place.  We were finally able to retrieve the battle plans and we are now trying to determine the process to use this key to get back to Sigil..  I sure hope that it is a safer journey out of this place.